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ClosetKnight


Grab your right nut, make your left one jealous.

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  • 323 weeks
    Happy Valentines Day

    Roses are Pink
    Pilots are Blue
    An Iron Rain has fallen
    And so will you.

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  • 408 weeks
    Happy Birthday America

    Midnight GMT -8 Post

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  • 417 weeks
    Mother's day is coming.

    How many stories are there gonna be of ponies fucking their mothers in the next week?
    Regidar i'm looking at you.

    1 comments · 290 views
  • 434 weeks
    So, just watched Ted 2.

    And honestly, never more have I been so disappointed in Hasbro.

    0 comments · 212 views
  • 489 weeks
    how many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A1: How many can you afford?
    A2: Fifty-three. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and 28 to bill for professional services.

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Happy Birthday America · 7:00am Jul 4th, 2016

Midnight GMT -8 Post

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