not much to say i am a consummate pessimist trixie is best pony explosions fix everything
23, clop writer for fun. Love pony mouths and rumps. Don't take these too seriously.
“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne
I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.
"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!
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A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick
I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.
Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.
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The sexiest man you've ever met.
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