Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Smash!!!!! Ahhhh!!!

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

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Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

Hi, I write pony stuff as a hobby. As such, the amount of time I put into it varies. Feel free to ask me questions or send messages but I'm bad at responding in a timely manner.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

A low-key horse dork who likes making horsewords not about horses. Apologies in advance for the terribly irregular updates.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

A little of this, a little of that, and a lot of love for ponies, (especially best pony AJ)

Hi I'm Hollyfern! Aspiring doctor that tries his hoof at fanfics. I Would very much like feedback! I typically can and will write about my darling filly Silver Spoon!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!

I used to be relevant!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

Somewhere, in the vast recesses of web space, a silly man battles the forces of overused photoshop filters, 360 no scope headshots and spaghetti code...

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.