“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

My Linktr.ee

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Forget not that I am a derp.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

space is a waste

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

Your friendly local hollow eyed demon baby.

A Day in the Life

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Writer. Editor. Spaceman.

Retired writer and graphic artist.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

What a beautiful Sunset.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.

Who let the dogs out?

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

"Fragile and easily startled. If you move too fast he gets scared and hides under the bed." -Aragon

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?