Hey, kid. You like horse stories? My cellar's full of horse stories! Don't tell your parents though.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Male earth pony. Exceptionally weird.

irresistible

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.

Who let the dogs out?

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

I am an pretty filly.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Erotica writer with a love for discipline and obedience. Step into my dark, lusty world.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

space is a waste

A groovy mystery, gang.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.

The RoboWriter.

A Day in the Life

I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Attention Internet. I am here to now. That is all.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.