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Chauffeur? Not Chaperone, Cure?
I wonder if perhaps Cure's human wife got isekai'd into the world's past, and maybe Celestia knows who it was
I may have missed something, but why is Dawn frustrated and upset? Isn't she going to Canterlot with Cure?
The universal blood would be a cake walk for Cure. It's the kind of idea that almost warrants a letter to the princess to cut through all the red tape. "I made a blood fruit tree, send a research team to confirm safety and arrange immediate distribution." I wonder if he would have thought of it sooner had Vines not reacted so negatively to that bit of grass he changed to make blood way back at the beginning.
Stories like these make me glad I came back to fimfiction. Even after so many years of fimfiction being up there still is a flow of creativity from authors like yourself, can't wait to read the next chapter.
Oh my god I nearly died when Cure found the cucumber
Ayy, he switched into mad scientist mode : )
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Every so often I type something so dumb I feel a little embarrassed even if nobody ever sees it. I find some 99% of them before hitting publish. My brain must have just skipped right over that guy. Oh well, I'm sure I'll do worse eventually.
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I don't think it happens often, but it happens often enough it's almost like a right of passage according to someone I know. She said you never forget your first FOI (foreign object insertion) patient. Some of the things people cram in themselves are real head scratchers too.
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She is upset because she'd previously told Cure - I think in the Nightmare Night chapter - that she REALLY wanted to meet Celestia.
You're right about the blood thing; it should be super easy.
Future Chapter mini-spoiler: There's another thing that's arguably more important and approximately as easy for him. It's tentatively set to be Ch. 52.
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He's only got one brother on the way right now. Either way is correct. Fixed the mysterious disappearing period though. Thanks!
I'm surprised that Cure hasn't made Mini-Me yet... or his own hive mind like plant
dam this chapter was awesome
ceap it up like this, you are doing fantastic writing with this story
i am already rereading chapters in favor of other stuff
great chapter as usual, and yes... the cucumber... oh the cucumber
Already at 500k words...
Whoo first "short" term project to help others
Just found this story and blitzed it over the weekend. The banter between the family members continues to crack me up. If I have a quibble, it would be that his tax rate does seem kind of insane. Where is all that money going? Equestria isn't bankrolling a corrupt and decadent military-industrial-academic polygon, oceans of ineffectual bureaucrats and poorly managed civil servants, poorly managed welfare systems, poorly managed schools, or graft and corruption-laden government contractors (one hopes). Even if Equestria payed for all healthcare and education with taxes, I can't see the Princess allowing the rampant cost disease we see here to take root.
In short - the taxes seem out of proportion. I'm surprised he hasn't looked into finding an unclaimed island down south to start a micronation and introducing medical tourism as an industry, lol.
Wait, where is all that air going? *sniff sniff* Ah, in 1 end, out the other.
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I recently watched Disney's Alice in Wonderland, so I immediately thought of the Queen shouting "OFF WITH HER HEAD!"
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Immediately thought of Little Shop of Horrors. "Feeeeed me Cure Wave."
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So when is Cure gonna start making organ trans-plants? Haha
Thanks for the update!
This is still one of my favourite ongoing stories. Looking forward to seeing how the princess reacts when she learns more of what he can do.
I got to say I love how you are handling all the character interactions.
Good chapter!
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I'm loving this story so much it is so funny I bean LMFAO
Aww... I looked forward to your after thoughts or update on when you think adult Cure is coming.
Oh well, I can't wait to see kidneys out in the open, pumping universal blood into bags in every hospital. One step closer to Cyberpony 2077
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You are correct. The Mark II has all three tribes and the griffon sharpening aura. If you look way back, I think, in Chapter 24, Cure and Title go through the different "configurations" for the three tribes. Right at the beginning he notes that the fat cell mitochondria, for whatever reason, don't have any specialized function. I think the comment was "If a pony had no aura at all, that's what kind of mitochondria they would have" or something like that. From there on his focus was converting, first, the earth pony, then pegasus, then unicorn cells in his muscles, then repeating the pattern for the rest with the goal of maximizing his magic regen.
A major oversight, and kind of "how'd you miss this?" move, though, is that he never once included the fat cells in his plan and has been leaving them as blank. It was the first thing Amethyst pointed out when he told her about the whole thing. He won't always get everything right, obviously.
Keep in mind, Cure doesn't necessarily have a way to look at a cell and say "Oh, here's what that does." He has to extrapolate based on what he observes, which can't happen until enough has been converted to make a difference.
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Dr. Crystal scanned his mom during foalbirth and he'd already told her that Title basically has everything he does, which is true. The additions in him include the retracted and internal horns (the latter of which wouldn't probably look functional and the former would be segmented bone plates), his armored backup system that kicks in if he's rendered unconscious, and a modified GI tract. The second one sounds like a big deal, but it would just look like an unidentifiable nerve cluster of some kind. I think our medicine is only recently to the point where a doctor can identify a piece of brain matter to give you the function, and that requires a sample and some pretty high-tech pieces of lab equipment.
Ha ha, Q and A! I’m having a little difficulty picturing the enchanting crystals, I always imagine something the size of a softball, but know that doesn’t quite work. What are you thinking size wise? Pony bead/ Marble? Shooter? Pingpong/golfball?
Do you (you don’t) need a pre reader or editor? I just want to skip the wait for more. I see you’re online from time to time and just think “post it, post it, post it already” I’m loving your work
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*shrug* okay. Since ya asked nicely, I suppose.
Edit- to clarify, 50 is up a day early. Enjoy
Wasn't Cures horn discovered as he was scanned after passing out after all the birthings?
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It makes hilariously embarrassing sense, but I was laughing more at the idea of Cure designing sex toys. I mean, how "alive" is too much for the average pony not to just drop it and run away in fright? Still... considering he already has a "feather oil" plant created... ("I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going!")
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He even explicitly stated he plans to defend their new house with a giant tentacle plant, for Luna’s sake.
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That's 1 hell of a way to keeping ponies out, or in if they like that kind of thing
On reread, I just want to point out that with inverted colors, Delta Coast should be Reverse Savvy
Growing up, my Mom's a Nurse and my Aunt's a Vet Tech, so I'm rather familiar with these conversations.
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Judging by description, his oil plant already mightb be acceptable for that role
Good to see the secrets are going away.
Pretty neat.
Oh, just give him about 10 seconds or so, and he'll actually LOOK like a pissed off griffon... complete with beak, feathers, wings, fore claws, back paws, lion's tail, and squawking roar.
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You literally won't be able to tell that he's not a griffon!
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That was what I instantly thought, too! He can just market it as a "Combined Home Security and Entertainment System".
Speaking of which, he should REALLY think about selling that idea to Celestia to improve the Castle's defenses. After all, he already knows the Changelings are coming, as well as Tirek, and the Storm King later on in about 90 years or so.....
OTOH, maybe his CHS&ES was somehow usurped by Discord's plundervines and were used to grab the princesses.
As always, getting caught up in thoughts delayed getting the job done? 🙃
Gotta work on that multitasking!
Cure, please do not break the timeline.