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Ya new chapter
And we just passed 1 mln words !
CONGRATS !
One million word !
And I can't wait for a timeskip ! Thanks for writing !
At some point Cure needs to hunt down and scan the genetics of a Honey Badger.
Just, you know, on principle.
Maybe a mantis shrimp too. Nature's ultimate defense and offense.
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Just passed 1 mil words. For reference, The Hobbit + the entire LotR trilogy is ~550,000 words. The Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words according to wordcount.io. So congrats! You're officially insane!
Celestia sounds a little egotistical here... or maybe its just a typo
Great chapter as usual. It sucks having to wait two weeks for the next one, but given the size of the chapters that's perfectly understandable. I'm looking forward to the next one!
An error, I believe. You wrote "I'm the future" instead of "In the future" when Celestia was speaking to cure about protocol.
Congratulations on the 1million mark.
the poor doc awesome chapter as always
its fun to imagine what else he could do for funsies, like scooping up all the hair and feather
transmuting it all in to a cupcake and eating it to then slowly regenerate with each bite xD
i also cant help myself to read the entire story again in between update's ^^
Good chapter. I will never tire of spacial pocket and shapeshifting humor, thank you. And wow, that paperwork printing is fantastic. Incredibly useful, and worthy of envy. And amusing.
From the chapter title, I was at first expecting a mare with excessive hair down there.
Cure is on track to invent the Hayburger and mass producing haybacon among other food products. He may now be the producer of the Golden Oaks Library. Real estate, bro. I wonder if he’s going to be the reason why Celestia just has a dragon egg lying around, too? Wonder what other oddities of Twilight’s that he could be the reason for… her tower? Personal balloons? Is that fear of ladybugs or quesadillas canon?
Come and cure me like one of your fancy Prench girls, doc. lol I half expected Cure’s horn to keep growing the whole time. That bit of shedding at the end:
Y'know, every time I read the title, I read it like the line from Jurassic Park. "Life, uh, finds a way!"
I wonder at times like this, which comes first? Was the title pun made after the character was written, or was the character made to fill out the pun? After all, I literally named one Plot Device…
Here's hoping Comet declines, I don't want my Cure and Tia ship ruined UUUUUUUUUUU
Yeah, children pick up on a lot more than adults give them credit for, at times, especially in cases of domestic violence.
Does anyone else imagine Celestia's shock face while Luna and Cure cracking with each other.
Congrats on 1 million mark! Great story and I'm all here for another million or two : )
Mel Brooks said it best: We have gods for everything! The only god we don't have is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly!
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The former. Settling on a chapter's name is almost always the very last thing I do before publishing it, and when I'm not in a hurry I try to come up with something chuckle-worthy from the chapter.
When Cure says “Lady Willow Bush, I presume?” I had originally written him just saying "Lady Bush" followed by a line of internal dialogue where he has to hold back his amusement from casually saying "lady bush" out loud in public. I later changed it, obviously, but immediately changed the chapter's working title to "A Wild Lady Bush." I also toyed with "Cure Tells Tia about an Out of Control Lady Bush," "Cure Deals with Untamed Bush," "Stallion Assaulted by Wild Lady Bush," and several other variants before I decided I was putting too much time into it and settled on the current title.
Good chapter, I love the humour you put into your story
Nah she's so perfect she doesn't poop, like cure
This is already a million words? Goddamn, dude. It's... it's just 89 chapters. Usually takes like 200 to reach that number, at least by my guesstimate.
Hay, no one’s complaining about this lasting longer than expected. And if they are, don’t listen to ‘em!
Cure needs to milk these foal-years for all it's worth because you can get away with sooooo much as a kid that is not possible as an adult!
As an aside, I really hope Celestia gets to date some more.
Also Cure needs to lean on the "pegasi in the bird bath" meme at some point. For giggles.
I never understood why in stories like this, characters like Cure don't make people more resistant (but not more stronger) so that the strongest blow from the strongest adult towards the most fragile baby is as harmless and painless as a mosquito's fart.
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mosquito = skinny and blood sucking fly
(I don't know the word in English)
>written 1 million words
>still doesn't have a cover photo
>refuses to elaborate
I can imagine there are even harsher social and legal backlash from spousal abuse when there is a stark shortage of stallions. "Bitch! There ain't enough stallions to go around and you beating on the one you got?! Straight to gulag!" Either way. That bush is ruined.
Decades later...
Cadance: Auntie, remember you should starting out with lunch on your first two dates. If you still feel comfortable after that, then you can go ahead with dinn-
Celestia: Makers above, Cadance. I have put up with Cure for years and now I have to deal with you too?
Forked tongue? If it were me I'd have had a few rows of shark-like teeth rapidly moving back and forth like an electric saw >:D
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Celestia dammit I have a problem! *sigh* Well congrats on reaching 1 million words!!
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From 83 while telling Celestia about his trip to Mason's Cove:
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Funny you brought this up today. I spent a while over the weekend trying to get an AI Image thing (because I can't 'art' for shit) to draw me pictures of Cure in his normal earth pony colors and again in Serpentus mode. The former went okay, even if the results were far more horse than pony, but the latter? Way, way too small of wings for his frame.
Somewhat surprisingly, given the number of views, I have not had a single piece of fanart sent my way. I don't expect anyone to take the time or anything, but I figured it would eventually happen. Maybe at some point I'll be able to get a good enough picture to generate that I can use it.
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That is the word. English likes to just 'borrow' new words when it needs one.
Congratulations on the 1 million wordz milestone, it was a fun road up to this point.... now? to the 2 million we go
great chapter as usual, i actually like the... you can call them daily life parts, meeting the mailmare and the home abuse, using his powers as a prince.
then we got the medical comedy relief with his shenanigans and self-body alteration to make it fun
and last but not least, i always enjoy reading your meetings of cure and celestia.
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can you post your descriptions of cure and his family? i imagine people around this parts of the web toy with some gen ai and make pony stuff
Always an enjoyable read and time seeing a new chapter. Also congrats on the 1M word count my good author, now we March ever forward onto the 2M word count!
She’s not a siren is she? Cure should scan her too just to be sure. And maybe it’s not abuse but some S&M kink? The bruises were from the night prior…
I was kind of expecting a heartbeat something like the drum opening to Hey Pachuco, but “Staying Alive” is a good choice too
This should be CONFIRMING I think
Cure should suggest Celestia invite Comet to the parents date night, maybe when they meet again Sunday…
Congratulations on one million (+)! Keep them coming, I expect to stick around as long as you do LFOD!
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oh, convenient I guess
Have some finds of mine, as Cure continues to troll everyone with shenanigans.
Whatever personal judgments I make about the characters it’s an engrossing story and the word count just flies past me. I could read a million more words of this no problem.
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>Does not leave
>Writes even more
>Refuses to elaborate once again
Also, even with a full milion, we're not even top 50 in length on Fimfiction I belive. But from here on forward, every another 100K bumps you up at least a few places. Top 10, here we come.
1 mln words!
(ノ*0*)ノ CONGRATS!!!
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"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
--James D. Nicoll
I already can’t wait for the sequel. Yes I know we briefly talked about it but ooooh I’m excited
I'm afraid Cure is simply going to have to get used to the whole deification thing, it's only going to get worse from here on. It was bad enough when he was 'just' healing and doing cosmetics, but now that he's hoofing out eternal youth on a silver platter? To every creature on the planet who wants it? Cure may well become even more revered than Celestia. He should be grateful if ponies don't start praying to the statues they build of him.
So the next chapter will come out on December 25th?
I am more than okay with this. :)
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90 years from now…
“I swear by Cure the Alicorn of Life, by Celestia, by Cadance, by Luna, and by all the gods and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will carry out, according to my ability and judgment, this oath and this indenture.”
Luna: “And by all the gods and goddesses? All 4 of us have been named in this oath.”
Cure glances meaningfully at the statue in the hedge maze currently blowing pink smoke out of its ears.
Cure: “Luna, might want to reconsider your word choices.”
Luna: “Bah! I chose my words most carefully I assure you.”
Cure notices those clouds of smoke are now raining chocolate.
Cure: “Pardon me. I’ll be right back.”
Cure walks over to Discord’s Statue.
Cure: “I’ll be on a diplomatic mission to the Dragon Lands in about two weeks. I’ve personally approved a schoolhouse field trip for some foals from Ponyville to tour around your statue at the same time. Luna’s room is the highest room in the third highest tower. Make of that what you will.”
The smoke stops immediately.