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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher



Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Past Sins by Pen Stroke: Chapter 11

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Past Sins: Chapter 11: The Castle Of Nightmare OR (Evil Scheme in Progress…)

Dear Sister,

You really fucking dun goofed this time.

First. You let six ponies you don’t know at all instead of the fucking royal Guard to handle…er.. me….

Second. You let your fucking ex-boyfriend; Discord escape and only tell you six puppets about it a day after.
Third. You send your niece, your nephew-in-law and your six puppets as meat shields against King Sombra.

Well your luck had to run out someday dear sister. Your own old personal student Spell Nexus betrayed you. Oh what a surprise. I’m sensing a pattern here. Every student you have taught has become very bad ponies. Maybe you should make Trixie as your next pupil. It might make her a better pony. Reverse psychology and all that shit.

Furthermore, why did you not tell me of this Nyx? Yes I am still young but please. I am a grown mare. Are you afraid of sending somepony to the bloody moon for 1000 years and have to sing a near 7 minute long lullaby every night?

You were willing to separate a sobbing child from her mother. That alone makes you less qualified for leadership than me.

So I, for one, welcome our new Nocturnal Overlords.

Your Annoyed-Assed Sister,
Princess Luna

P.S. I finally figured out how to speak normally. Thank the Internet.


[The Diary of Nyx Nightmare Moon]

Ever since my failed introduction I was quite in a fucking disgruntled mood to the point of delaying my hostile takeover sometime later. Well at least my true subjects that relinquish in my presence to the point of being downright creepy have been useful in building me my new “Castle of Nightmare.” It was originally going to be called Hotel Castle Transylvania but the name was already taken.

Construction of my castle took a damn fucking long time apparently. Maybe they shouldn’t have hired Tetris Corp. to build my castle…

Anyways, Spell Nexus gave me a grand personal tour of my new castle. The Grand Library, Kitchen, Bedchambers, Torture Chamber and Barracks were absolutely magnificent for a powerful pony such as I. Though I do wonder why Spell Nexus told me to stay away from a wardrobe from one of the empty rooms.

I did manage to grab a nice souvenir from the tour. A Twilight Sparkle dummy for me to beat the shit out of and no not because I have the hots for her. These dummies of my ex-mother and honorable aunts were for my army to train on as stand-ins for the real ponies who had previously vanquished me.

I felt ready to face the world. To face the princesses. To my destiny as true governing ruler.

She would be Equestria’s queen, she would overthrow Celestia and Luna, and she… she would make Twilight Sparkle pay.

Soon-To-Be-Ruler,
Nyx Nightmare Moon

Author's Note:

Original Story Here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/41596/past-sins

Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs. I have already gotten permission from the author.

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