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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Little Glimpses by Skijarama: Chapter 9

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Little Glimpses: Chapter 9: Highblood OR (High Horse Rainbow)

Dear "Mother",

Did you have to bring me back? I thought you wanted to me have "friends". I was only having a nice chat with your eggheaded student about your dirty little secrets.

Speaking of secrets, why'd you adopt me? Did you finally realize you can't have children after a thousand years?

You think I should trust you? As if. You're a troll at best, and a real sun of a bitch at worst! But I guess we all can't have nice things. At least be a smart parent and bribe me with VIP passes to the Wonderbolts so I won't care about your ulterior motives.

And seriously, did I have to meet the father of Prince Blueballs? Just get me some popcorn and a folding chair for me to watch Prince Blueballs dirtying his hooves and I’ll be good. But I'll admit, I was impressed with Prince Highblood. This guy at least has more brains than his son. He even understands the awesomeness within me instead of being a royal pain in my ass.

Your high horse princess,
Princess Rainbow "Danger" Dash

Dear Diary,

After Rainbow's impromptu visit, I decided to check on her highness because my brother is too busy trying to bone my foalsitter, and I find her not banished or thrown into the dungeons or possibly both. That would have been a shame, really, if that had happened to her because I was starting to get used to that egotistical attitude. As the saying goes, keep your friends close and your enemies closer, so I decided to befriend her highness. I even tried introducing her to the Daring Do series and I was gobsmacked when she said that she hadn't heard of the series. What kind of an idiot hasn't heard of such a great series!? Apparently, our newly crowned princess, that's what! Therefore, I lent her my signed copy of Daring Do and The Eternal Flower I got last Hearths Warming. I'd figure that she'll end up liking the book so much that she'll have an existential crisis accepting the fact. That'll be amusing to watch.

Your devious writer,
Twilight Sparkle

To the citizens of Equestria,

There is now an official ban on onions in our glorious country as the substance messes with her daughters eyes.

By Royal Decree,
Princess Celestia

Author's Note:

Sorry for the late post. Was celebrating my birthday with my family yesterday.

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This is the first story I'm reading and parodying at the same time. Hopefully, this turns out okay.

I may not do the sequels for this however. It'll just be a near rewrite of almost every disgruntled chapter on each episode that milesprower06 has already done.

Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs.

Appreciate every like, comment and follow and please tell more people about this story as I always appreciate feedback like what made you laugh and what I can do to improve on as a growing writer. :scootangel:

Try to spot all the references where it be from the show itself or from other media:rainbowlaugh:.

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