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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Bonus Chapter: Past Sins by Pen Stroke: Chapter 15.5

Author's Note:

Note: These were some extra ideas I had for Chapter 15 that didn't fit well. So.... Cheers to this bonus letters.

Original Story Here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/41596/past-sins

Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs. I have already gotten permission from the author.

Appreciate every like, comment and follow and please tell more people about this story:scootangel:
Try to spot all the references :rainbowlaugh:

I'll also like you to tell me what made you laugh and what I can do to improve on for better inspiration for these letters.


Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher
Past Sins: Bonus Chapter 15.5: Letters From A Disgruntled Equestria

Dear Nightmare Moon,

I'm in need of assistance. I can't sell my clocks anymore since its Eternal Night all the time so I'm running out of business.

Also the Old Clock Tower is in need of repair since lightning struck it years ago.

The Doctor Emmett Brown AKA Time Turner

Dear Time Turner,

Just build yourself a timemachine and travel back in the past to sell your clocks. Problem solved.

Nightmare Moon

Dear Nightmare Moon,

Are you going to eat us next Nightmare Night?

Pipsqueak the Pirate

Dear Ponies of Equestria,

I DO NOT eat ponies. I am insulted. I hereby abolish Nightmare Night. Nightmare Night and Nyx is no more.

An Angry Alicorn,
Nightmare Moon

Dear Nightmare Moon,

The noise pollution from the Everfree Forest is so fucking annoying. can you put a stop to it.

A sleep deprived Pegasus,
Rainbow Dash

Dear Rainbow Dash,

*Loads Shotgun*

Time to go Timberwolve hunting.

Trigger Happy,
Nightmare Moon

Dear Nightmare Moon,

How are we gonna survive the zombie apocalypse without sunlight for our peashooters?

-Crazy Dave of the PvZ Seed Co.

Dear Crazy Dave,

Just find Time Turner and get in his time machine. There's plenty of room there so it's about time you get on out of here.

Nightmare Moon

Dear Nightmare Moon,

I wish to start a settlement at the ends of Equestria.

Your Innocent villager,
Starlight Glimmer

Dear Starlight Glimmer,

Sure. Why not? I don't see this being a problem in the future anytime soon.

Nightmare moon

P.S. So here's a map. Your new plot of land required to set up your village should be underneath the A in Equestria

Dear Nightmare Moon,

Your Homework was overdue days ago.

Your wonderful teacher,
Ms. Cheerilee

Dear Ms. Cheerilee,

Sorry. Cerberus ate my homework.

Nightmare Moon

Dear Nightmare Moon,

Maybe instead of the Purge that Tyrantlestia does every year you could set up a death arena to crush the resistance of ponies opposing your rule. The odds would definitely be in your favor.

Suzanne Collins

Dear Suzanne Collins,

Sorry. No Thank You. I read your books. I know what happens to President Snowdrop in the end. Thanks but no thanks.

Nightmare Moon

Dear Nightmare Moon,

So can you return our daughter to us?

Sweetie Belle's Parents

Dear Sweetie Belle's Parents,

Sorry but no.

Nightmare Moon

P.S. If it's any consolation, at least your house won't burn down every time Sweetie Belle tries to cook.

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