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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Little Glimpses by Skijarama: Chapter 25

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Little Glimpses: Chapter 25: Waking up OR (Rainbow's Had Enough)

Dear Diary,

I've been unconscious for four days! Four days! After spending four days in the hospital! Life is so unfair!

On the plus side though, Twilight's still unconscious so I won't have to hear her yammering here for a while.

Mom was worried that the concession I'd gotten could've led to me getting amnesia. Ha! Like I would get amnesia. That sounds like something that would happen to Twilight at some point in the future. Not me. Though that flash I had was concerning. It showed an adult alicorn Twilight yelling at a pink unicorn. Though why only Twilight and I were affected and not Fluttershy I have no clue... Maybe her butterfly cutie mark makes her unaffected by the butterfly effect? Theories aside, Mom then accidentally revealed something that she says she can't tell me yet.

Oh, Tartarus no!

I can accept that my birth parents are dead! I can accept these weird flashes me and my friends keep getting! Hell, I can even accept my mom being known as a molesting MILF, an enormous troll and a tyrant to those stinking half-brained nobles! But keeping fucking secrets from her own fucking adopted daughter!?! That's where I draw the line! Cut the crap and tell me what's going ON!

My yelling seemed to work as Mom finally revealed that she had a secret sister nopony knew about. Princess Luna, otherwise known as Nightmare Moon, and her jealousy of Mom made her turn evil. Apparently due to the duality of the mind of an alicorn, her jealousy mixed with her enhanced magic allowed the monstrous shadows of her envy to take form. This is rather concerning as this may happen to Princess Cadance soon because if she keeps fucking with Twilight's brother everyday, we'll end up facing an evil succubus conquering Equestria when her lust truly manifests itself. That aside, I think this revelation would have been twenty percent cooler if, in the beginning, there were these mysterious journals I'd find that catalogs the weird stuff across Equestria written by a mysterious author revealed later to be a long lost sister; Aunty Luna.

Anyway, Aunty Luna is currently on the moon probably trying to colonize it into an awesome domed city in her thousand year absence. Leaving Mom with all the work. She honestly sounds like she's a really cool aunt that bucks responsibility in the head. Meanwhile, I got this stick up her flank mother.

Life is so unfair!

Your unlucky princess,
Princess Rainbow Dash

Dear Mom,

So there aren't any more secrets you're keeping from me?

Your daughter,
Princess Rainbow Dash

Dear Daughter,

Yes. No more secrets.

Princess Celestia

Dear Princess Rainbow,

Don't believe her. She's lying.

Your otherworldly friend,
Sunset Shimmer

Author's Note:

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Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs.

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