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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher



Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Little Glimpses by Skijarama: Chapter 12

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Little Glimpses: Chapter 12: Worries OR (Conspiracy)

Dear Princess Celestia,

Why were we not informed of what happened to our daughter? We're her parents! We have the right to know!

Signed,
Nightlight and Twilight Velvet


Dear Diary,

Lies. Lies! All Lies!

Hate to address the purple alicorn in the room, but Princess Celestia saying that she has no clue what's going on after experiencing a seizure? Utter bullshit! First, I saw that bitchy alicorn lookalike in my dreams and now I see an adult unicorn version of me!

There must be a connection! I just know it! Hey I know what to do. RESEARCH!

Right after I finish doing my other research on dragon eating habits.

Your not convinced filly,
Twilight Sparkle


[Research Notes On Dragons 2]

So, Third Wheel was apparently worried that I was going psycho. Pfft. As if that'll happen. It's not like I'll end up through a door with an axe screaming, "Here's Twily!"

It was nice to know Third Wheel cares for me. Hence, I decided to treat him to some gems. He was quite happy about it. Too bad he doesn't know that I was experimenting on him about his dragon eating habits.

A dragon’s normal diet consists of gemstones which are easy to find. You just need to look for a patch of grass and start whacking it and you'll find plenty in abundance.

My findings from the experiments I conducted thus far have shown me that baby dragons displays low intelligence as Third Wheel didn't bother smelling the bowl of "gems" before digging into it. The placebo gems were actually pure rock salt.

Another footnote is that the gagging noises of a baby dragon sounds like a cross between a hydra and a timberwolf.

Afterwards, I gave him an actual bowl of gems that led me to another discovery: Baby dragons are utterly lazy, sleeping after eating the entire bowl. He also displays slight deafness when asleep as not even the loudest of my shouting seem to wake him up.

Further testing is required to prove these findings.

-Twilight Sparkle


Hey Mom,

Could you steal borrow some bits from Prince Blueblood's personal piggy bank? I need some to pay for Fluttershy and her family’s hotel bills.

Your Daughter,
Princess Rainbow Danger Dash

Author's Note:

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Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs.

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