• Published 7th Nov 2015
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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher



Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Bonus Chapter: That's So Cliche

Author's Note:

One day when Pinkie Pie tells the ponies of Ponyville that they really are all fictional and are actually in a TV show the ponies of Ponyville are skeptical but overtime it is actually proven true, the revelations makes them all completely pissed off.




Cheers to my first ever Bonus Chapters!!!:yay:

This bonus chapter theme features a little jab at all the fandom headcannons or tropes for MLP

Appreciate every like, comment and follow and please tell more people about this story:scootangel:
P.S Try to spot all the references :rainbowlaugh:

Also,

Dear Lauren Faust,

Ever since I was forced into Ponyville I've always wondered. Why was fate so cruel to me. This question has been plaguing me for such a long time. And then the drugged up party mare showed me a TV show from the "human world". Apparently I'm fictional. That's fucking fantastic. I can now be friends with fucking Darth Vader.

Anyways, so you're the bloody reason I'm living in this backwater town. I rather be star gazing in motherfucking G1 to G3 than be stuck with these revamps of my old friends Firefly, Posey, Surprise, Sparkler and urm... Applejack? But seriously, my G4 friends are the worse revamp since the Transformer Movies by Micheal Bay. I fucking hate your bi-pedaled guts. I'm so glad you left the show.

Your Annoyed G4 Pony,
Disgruntled Twilight Sparkle

P.S If your race ever tried to invade Equestria. Be prepared for a Rainbow-Powered Rapist and The Conversion Bureau as your opponents. See you in Tartarus.


Dear Brony Fandom,

So apparently people think I'm a edible food substance. Ehhh... interesting? But I honestly rather be fighting a giant crab monster than be called a big fat marshmallow.

Your Anorexic Fastionista,
Rarity


Dear Sergeant Sprinkles,

I don't butcher ponies and make them into Cupcakes for consumption. I just participate in parties and take lots of drugs.

Your Favorite Party Mare,
Pinkie Pie

P.S. Who the hell in the brony fandom said my mane taste like cotton candy? Some weird female Discord OC rip-off tried chewing on my fucking mane.


Dear Brony Fandom,

Just because I have rainbow coloured hair and likes to put up a good fight does not mean I'm gay. I just know what real cool things are instead of playing with Barbies or watching a TV show for little girls. Anyone who disagrees... I'll bring hell to their doorsteps.

Your Straight Tomboy,
Rainbow Dash

P.S. Who the hell started the ship of me with AJ?


Dear G1,

I am not a silly pony.

Just an ordinary country mare and not a background pony,
Applejack

P.S. Who the buck shipped me with Rainbow?


Dear M. A. Larson,

Is there a chance we can put Angel Bunny in my shed for the remainder of the series? Ponies seem to hate on my sweet little pet for some reason.

Your Gentle Doormat,
Fluttershy


Dear AstrumSpark,

I am not a robot. I'm flesh and blood for pony's' sake. What kind of drugs did you take to think I am one? Go to the mental asylum you freak.

A Normal Filly,
Sweetie Belle


Dear Brony Fandom,

Whose idea was it to say I'm an orphan? And if someone starts throwing bird seeds at me, I'll pecked their eyes out.

An Angry Chicken,
Scootaloo


Dear Blackgryph0n,

Up for another Michael Jackson Duet Song my special somepony?

Sincerely,
Michael Creber Applebloom


Dear Brony Fandom,

Soo.... Trollestia, Tyrantlestia, Cakelestia or Molestia. All are crap portrayals of me but will make your life living hell anyway. Take your pick.

Your Supreme Ruler,
Princess Celestia


Dear Internet,

What in thy name of Fausticorn is a videogame? Thy still new to this "fun".

Confused,
Princess Luna


Dear M. A. Larson,

Any chance we can actually BE HELPFUL in Season 6 than just a burden?

Signed,
The Wonderbolts and The Canterlot Royal Guard


Dear M. A. Larson,

Any chance of putting me in Equestria for Season 6? I've got nothing better to do while waiting for the next EQG Movie Flop.

Bored,
Sunset Shimmer


Dear M. A. Larson,

So with what happen in the Season Five Finale... Can we have a second chance of ruling Equestria?

Curiously,
Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, Sunset Shimmer, Tirek and Starlight Glimmer


Dear Discord,

YOU. ME. Sock Puppet Dimension. NOW!!!

Agrily,
Q


Dear Fluffle Puff,

Stay the hell away from me before I bring out a shaver. I DO NOT want to be shipped with you.

Creeped Out,
Queen Chrysalis


Dear M. A. Larson,

The Great And Powerful Trixie Demands You Give Her More Screen Time On The Show

Forever Great and Powerful,
The Great And Powerful TRIXIE!!!!


Dear Fimfiction Users,

You can stop writing stories about me getting my just deserts now. The Diamond Tiara Is Redeemed Trope is now cannon. Suck it.

Your Redeemed Filly,
Diamond Tiara

P.S. I Fucking Hate My Cannon Mother.


Dear Brony Fandom,

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Pumped Up,
Bulk "Snowflake" Biceps


Dear M. A. Larson,

What's wrong with showing kids some lesbian-horse sex. Avatar: Legend of Korra did a find job with that.

Confused,
Lyra and Agent Sweetie Drops Bon Bon


Dear Marble Pie,

Thanks for sinking the ship about me being with Big Mac. It was getting as overused as AppleDash.

Greatful,
Ms. Cheerilee


Dear Peter New,

Could you please talk more. All I ever say is eyup and nope. I'm not Charlie Chappin. Please let me have a voice.

Quietly,
Big Mac


Dear Nowacking,

Please try to get a job in voice acting in the MLP Staff. I'm kind of a mute right now thanks to M. A. Fucking Larson so I would really appreciate the assist.

Your Wubilicious Vampony,
DJ Pon-3

P.S Why do people ship me with my sister; Octavia?


Dear Jan Animations,

Please bring me back!!! I still haven't got to see my brother and I don't want to be forgotten by Sweetie Belle. Don't lose to King Hasbro's commercial tyranny.

Your number one mustache colt,
Button Mash


Dear Brony Fandom,

My name is Muffin. Not Derpy. Certainly not Ditzy Doo. It's Muffin. Like the food I so love to eat. Now if you'll excuse me I have to mail this other letter to a Doctor Whooves? of The T.A.R.D.I.S?

Your Number One Mailmare,
Muffin

P.S Thanks M. A. Larson for a cannon name. Finally.


Dear Brony Fandom,

So apparently my other fan name also the name of a substance people used to clean their dirty little mouths. Fuck You.

Your Number One Tardis,
Colgate Minuette


Dear Time Turner,

Hello!! I'm the Doctor by the way. I represent BBC and you are to be exterminated. Eat sonic screwdriver you impersonator and consider this a war on King Hasbro by King BBC.

Full Of Regenerative Time Lord Rage,
David Tennant


Dear Dr. Wolf,

Can I have a session with you sometime next week? I've been very depressed lately. I've been harassed by the recently appointed princess and been hated on by thousands of people even being physically abused by a demonic hippogryph for no apparent reason. Seriously it's like they think I'm Justin Bieber or something.

Depressed,
Flash Sentry

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