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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher



Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Love Arrows of Doom by Rated Ponystar: Chapter 1

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Love Arrows Of Doom: Chapter 1: An Archer Rises OR (Equestria is Doomed...)

Dear Diary,

Oh! Love is in bloom! A beautiful life, no impending doom! Two hearts becoming one! A bond that can not be undone!

Oh Hearts and Hooves Day... A holiday to behold indeed. A day of lust love. This year, the Crystal Empire has been bombarded with lovely dovey shit for this glorious holiday as literally everywhere was nothing but pink and red. Minotaurs might have a problem with that.... So this year I thought I try out a more direct approach to spreading love in the air. Doning a suit, a mask, and various love arrows, called me..... the Green Pink Arrow. Excited, I decided to show my new look to my husband, only to find that he's turn off by it.... Does he not think spandex is sexy???? I thought he liked comic book characters! Why did I have to marry such a stiff!! I mean honestly.... Does he not know how long it took me to made this??? The costume is hoof-made and..... I'm not sure why I didn't use magic.... Oh well, I guess he doesn't want to see my other outfits of being a sexy nurse, a sexy ninja, a sexy valkrin, a sexy goth or whatever other sexy outfits and foreplay I wanted to try out later tonight.... His loss.... Anyways, I had to practice a lot with a bow and arrow and a few fatalities along the way but it'll all be worth it. So.... Shippers beware.... The Pink Arrow has arosen. With my bow and barrage of love arrows, I'll spread love and tolerance to all of Equestria.


Muuuuuaaaahahahaha!!!


I mean it's nothing like spreading love all around than mind-control arrows, am I right? Granted, some ponies may end up taking an arrow to the knee... oh whatever... But then my husband has the balls to say I'm going too far???? Shining...you know I love you... so I would love you to shut up!!! Do you not recall who I bloody am???? I'm the very reason LGBT is skyrocketing these days. I am the embodiment of love all around. I. Am. PRINCESS CADANCE!!! That's it... I'm going to cast a flaccid-dick spell on Shining tonight then railing him like there's no tomorrow. And so, my journey begins... and the first victim on my list: Time to ship that vampire with that violinist.

Your elated princess,
Princess Cadance The Pink Arrow


Dear Princess Cadance,

If you try using that stupid bow and arrow to pair me with AJ again, so help me, I'll beat you up so badly that you'll actually think Twilight is a nice person.

Pissed off,
Rainbow Dash


Dear Best Sister-In-Law,

I have a long list of ponies from my secret shipfic folder that I wish to rape love me. Mind making the transaction of lust love easier?

Your best sister-in-law
Twilight Sparkle


Dear Niece,

Please don't go overboard this year....You might attract changelings again....

Your aunt,
Princess Celestia


Meanwhile, at a comic book store, a white mare with a green mane was trotting inside the store when she spotted the latest issue being sold there. The title of said comic stated, "The Adventures of The Pink Arrow!". In the comic cover, it depicted a Princess Cadance look-a-like battling The League Of Villainess Evildoers (L.O.V.E) whom looked like crude looking versions of changelings. Suddenly, the green haired mare burst into green flames revealing an angry Queen Chrysalis.

"PRINCESS CADANCE!!! I am not amused!!!"

Author's Note:

Original Story Here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/243177/love-arrows-of-doom

Check Out The Author: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Rated+Ponystar


Happy Valentines Day!!!

It's September You Idiot!!!

Urm...


Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs. I have already gotten permission from the author.

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