Dear Princess Celestia,
I write a friendship letter that makes me sound bitchy but is entertaining to readers.
-Twilight
P.S. [Insert Punchline Here]
Dear Twilight,
I write a response that is funny to readers as it's a parody of Trollestia.
-Princess Celestia
P.S. Check out my responses here
I break the 4th wall all the time cause I'm the comic relief.
-Pinkie
P.S. Hi Bronies and Pegasisters!!!
I'm the fan-favorite cause I'm Q in a nutshell. However, I'm not the most basic of jokes.
-Discord
Dear Discord,
Yes. You are.
-Maud
I'm 20% cooler, I'm awesome as I wannna be
and I always dress in style.-Rainbow Dash
Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples...
-Applejack
I... The Great and Powerful Trixie... got tricks up my sleeve!!!
-Trixie
Cutie Mark Crusaders [Insert Name of Task] YAY!
I'm life's punching bag.
Somepony kill me please...
-Spike
I am hated by almost everyone in the brony fandom.
Somepony kill me please...
-Flash Sentry
[Insert Name of MLP Character Here]
[Add Quick and Hilarious Letter Response Here]
[Insert Name of Character from other Social Media Here]
Dear Pinkie Pie,
That's actually a common misconception. The fandom actually misinterprets bending reality as breaking the 4th wall. In reality you've only broken the 4th wall a couple of times. Maybe you just think you're breaking the 4th wall because you're currently not taking your meds.
-Dark Angel AW
P.S. Would you please stop staring at me with that...wait, how are you even staring at me?!
Dear Spike,
Perhaps you should come live in the Crystal Empire. At least you're considered a hero here.
-Princess Flurry Heart
P.S. How am I able to write if I don't even know how to speak yet?!
Dear Flash Sentry,
I would gladly honor your request. However, when I grabbed my shotgun and went to do so, I ran into a line nearly a mile long.
-Dark Angel AW
P.S. Technically, I don't hate you. I just don't like you.
Dear Flash Sentry,
We don't hate you. We don't KNOW you. You're just a random guard in the Crystal Empire. The fandom hates the version of you from a world where pastel hairless apes became the dominant species, rather than pastel ponies.
Signed.
A Ponyfan
Try moving to the Crystal Empire, or the Dragon Lands, or whatever Empire Thorax has made for himself. Trust me, you'll be treated like a King!
Don't worry, we still love you!