Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher
Little Glimpses: Chapter 10: Fluttershy OR (Doormat)
Yo, Mom and Dad,
Why'd ya leave me behind? I wanted to meet my princess.
Your disappointed son,
Zephyr Breeze
Dear Diary,
It has almost been half a year since Princess Dash was revealed to the public. In that time, she and I have gotten along rather smoothly. In fact, today, I kept getting pummeled by Rainbow's balls in the courtyard! So excuse me, Princess Dash, for using my magic to defend from her assault!! The reason behind these unfortunate series of events was that Rainbow figured that since I introduced her to my favorite hobby, she'd share hers with me. Rather painfully, I might add.
You might think I'd be worried we might damage something important while playing. But hey, if anything broke, put it under her mom's wallet. We were even planning on destroying this ugly looking draconequus statue that seem to scream “hit me!”
Third Wheel was there, too. Oh, yeah, I decided to nickname my dragon assistant that since Dashie and I are kind of besties now and he's, well... just there.
Thankfully, our rough housing ended rather quickly when a pegasus filly from out of nowhere interrupted us causing me to bounce the dodge ball into her face. Said filly is currently sprawled on the floor like a doormat.
Dash! Get the shovels! We need to hide the dead body!
Your frightened writer,
Twilight Sparkle
Update: The filly's fine. Her mane covered most of her face so she wasn't hurt.
Oh god, Disgruntled Zephyr Breeze... Twilight would probably have one hell of a field day from how Rainbow Dash would react to his advances.
As a fan of slapstick, I found that moment amusing.
As a fan of Fluttershy, I want to go to her and hug her and see if she's okay. And hug her.