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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher



Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Little Glimpses by Skijarama: Chapter 19

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Little Glimpses: Chapter 19: More OR (Hair)

Dear Diary,

When ponies were finally finished prostrating themselves on the floor upon the Princesses’ arrival, we booked an entire restaurant to talk to this fellow flashie filly. The press will certainly have a field day once this shit leaks to them.

Princess Celestia soon used a scanning spell on Rarity only to find her mentally and physically sound, which was a relief to Rarity as she now didn't need to go to the nut house. Personally, I think the spell was faulty. For one, Rarity looked like she was about to faint onto a couch (Don't know why a couch. Seems fitting.) from staring at the Princesses. Secondly, that filly kept giving Princess Rainbow goo goo eyes, so perhaps Rarity is lovesick for a princess is shining armor. Perhaps I should introduce her to Prince Blueblood, then. That'll teach the bitch. Not that I'm jealous or anything...

Sadly, the magical scan didn't help give us any new information on these flashes. So far, the only lead we had of these little flashes was that it only affected young fillies and colts. I suspect that this may be the strange case of the cooties. A condition I've heard where colts and fillies go all kissy face with one another and soon will do all those things that my parents like to do behind bedroom doors after locking it. Most of my so-called clique of "friends" find it icky. I don't see what's wrong with all that. I find all that icky kinky.

The conversation soon took a turn for the entertaining when Rarity commented on Princess Rainbow's mane being a crime against fashion. She should see how the the royal manestylist felt. Princess Celestia is still paying for the therapy bills. And if Rarity wasn't considered insane after the magic scan earlier, she was proving how wrong the spell was now when she started pulling Princess Rainbow's mane. Rarity deserves an A-Plus in my book for this stunt she was pulling. If you could have only seen the panicked look Princess Rainbow was making. It was especially delightful when my mentor started laughing at her daughter's expense. But something about her talking about fixing somepony's mane feels familiar...


"Oh no. Not again..." Princess Rainbow muttered, looking at the dazed Twilight, who stopped herself mid-writing.

"Hey, Rarity. Can I borrow your plate?" Princess Rainbow asked.

"Um, okay?" Rarity replied, handing over her empty plate.

Rainbow proceeded to hit Twilight upside the head with the plate with a loud clang.

Twilight was immediately snapped back into reality, shaking her head from the blunt force trauma she just received.

"Ugh... What the fuck Rainbow..." She mumbled groggily, putting a hoof to her head and rubbing circles into her temple.

"Not the point. So, what didja see?" Rainbow asked abruptly.

Twilight gave Rainbow the stink eye, but replied nonetheless.

"I had a vision of Third Wheel getting a boner from Rarity," Twilight answered.

"Excuse me!?!" Rarity said, aghast.

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Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs.

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