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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Tantalbus, Mk. II by Rambling Writer: Chapter 1

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Tantabus, Mk. II: Chapter 1: Bug Report: Program Becomes Self-Aware OR (Status Report: I Can't Even Get Rest From My Dreams!)

Dear Princess Luna,

I was having a wonderful wet dream, and even finally got rid of my subconscious wingboner, when you, of all ponies, showed up asking for help. Don't you know that I need my beauty sleep in order to deal with whatever shit that happens in my stupid town!? And you expect me to give advice on parenting? Ask Cadence, for crying out loud!

I'm curious, though, who's the father? Or do you not know because you recently had a one night stand since you've been sex deprived for a thousand years? Lucky cunt. Or, unlucky, depending on how you look at it.

But, unfortunately for you, you didn't get any. Join the club. And your child is yet another Tantabus. Couldn't you've made, I don't know, magic sheep instead? And now, it became self-aware. This had better not spell the end of ponykind. I may have to ready a time travel spell just in case, though. And hold up. You didn't seek counsel from your sister on the matter. Seriously!?! Is that why you decided to drag me into your own deep shit. Well at least I could go back to sleep, now...

I'll admit, my first impression of your previous fucktard creation was that it liked to mindfuck ponies dreamscape worse than Discord. Your mark two was a Mini-Me version of your old one, but acted more like an antsy teen. It was passable... but I think I would like it better if it was a black filly alicorn.

Finally, we decided to let your test subject go on a test run around dreamland. Did I believe this was a good idea? Absolutely not. But at least I can deal with damage control.

On the plus side, I can invade the privacy of other ponies dreams.

Your Sleep Deprived Princess,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Luna,

Thanks for waking Twilight up. Her moaning was so loud, it could even be heard past the castle walls. I can finally get some shut eye.

Eternally Thankful,

Author's Note:

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Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs.

Appreciate every like, comment and follow and please tell more people about this story as I always appreciate feedback like what made you laugh and what I can do to improve on as a growing writer. :scootangel:

Try to spot all the references where it be from the show itself or from other media:rainbowlaugh:.


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