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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Tantalbus, Mk. II by Rambling Writer: Chapter 4

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Tantabus, Mk. II: Chapter 4: Glitch Isolated OR (Wet Dream Cum True)

Dear Princess Luna,

Fucking dammit! This was the shittiest dream by far. Buying groceries at a marketplace!?! It’s so…plain. So dull. So simplistic. So… inane. Couldn't TMNT give Lyra a nightmare like how everypony keeps forgetting who she was? In fact, throw in a crappy grey sweater while you're at it! But your daughter had other plans. Bringing in a soundtrack that pretty much gave a farewell fuck you to the previous dream with a "Dumb dumbduhdumb-dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb..."

If the beat wasn't obvious enough, princess, we were rolled into a spy plot inclusive of the dumb damsel in distress trope which fitted Lyra quite nicely. I don't get why TMNT made the button that help dispenses lattes exactly the same size as the Big Red Button that launched the missile though... Oh yeah, it's a dream. Fuck logic.

Dramatically, Lyra's sweetie dropped in saying that she was Bon. Bon Bond. Coming here to save the day. Though I wonder why you were silent throughout the whole thing. Never seen a spy thriller before?

Hey, TMNT, pass the shitty popcorn. Let's educate your mother.

Fighting ensued with Lyra swinging rather weak punches. You'd think a mare obsessed with humans would practice her hoof play for when she finally finds the human world. Perhaps she doesn't clop much.

The worst part of this clichéd climax was the world's longest countdown ever. But that's okay, because it's a dream? What a load of crap. I could leave this dream and find a stallion to fuck in another dream then come right back and the timer would still be counting down!

Here's how this dream should have ended.

Three. Two. One. Boom! Everypony dies. The End.

At least that's more realistic!

Then the dream ended with Lyra getting into some secret agent action of her own with very kinky Bon Bon-dage. Too bad you pulled me and TMNT out of it before things got good.

Celestia damn it, Luna!

Your even more sexually deprived princess,
Twilight Sparkle

To Agent Sweetie Drops,

You reveal classified information to a common pony!?!

See me in my office tomorrow.

Princess Luna

Author's Note:

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Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs.

Appreciate every like, comment and follow and please tell more people about this story as I always appreciate feedback like what made you laugh and what I can do to improve on as a growing writer. :scootangel:

Try to spot all the references where it be from the show itself or from other media:rainbowlaugh:.


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