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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Past Sins by Pen Stroke: Chapter 6

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Past Sins: Chapter 6: Reunion of the Royal Pony Sisters OR (Nyx Steals The Show)

[Research Notes On Nyx: Note 5]

Being at the Spring Festival I would say I’m glad I left Nyx behind. It sucks so far. Apparently somepony was stupid enough to put on stage those two brain dead colts for the opening act: Comedy. The only thing that was funny was their attempts to be funny. The only part I found entertaining was them trying to saw each other in half. Let’s just say luckily Nurse Redheart and Dampé was nearby.

I had to lie in order to explain to my friends that Nyx was having the stomach flu and couldn’t perform in the play. Good thing Applejack, Element of Honesty, failed to see through my lies. Guess she didn’t see any Psyche-Locks. Meanwhile, Rainbow was being a bitch again insulting my little Nyxie about how she couldn’t act well as Nightmare Moon with how timid she was. If she only knew. I still really think Applejack and Rainbow Dash should get a game link cable and switch their elements cause both seem to not represent their own but each others.

Talking about Nyx right then and there was not the best timing as the Princesses were sitting right next to us in the V.I.P seats. I think I nearly had a heart attack as well when my ex-mentor started questioning me. I ended up explaining to them that Nyx was my half cousin twice removed. They seemed buy that story considering they have an ass of a nephew as well.

Luckily the play started so I didn’t need to say anything else. The play started out okay with the narrator. Though that zebra should have stayed in bed cause her rhyming sounded way off. What a promising start. There was also difficulty in enjoying myself in this crappy play when the Princesses and my friends were such nitpickers. They wouldn’t stop muttering: “Well that’s just silly. I don’t sound like that” or “This is pathetic. My jokes are way funnier than this” or even “They make me totally stiff and humorless.”

I’m pretty sure those colts and fillies were spot on especially that pink bitch playing Celestia. That brats’ personality fit Celestias’ pretty well. What left me jaw dropping was Nyx appearing on stage without her glasses. Didn’t I lock her up? She’s definitely grounded for sure. I could almost sense the angry mob forming if they saw the recognition of Nyx to Nightmare Moon. Instead what happened was just laughter? Plain silly laughter at Nyxs’ good performance out of all the other fillies. It’s a fucking miracle that I would have never believed possible. Maybe fate is being kind today.

After the play there was a standing ovation for the fillies. The loudest cheers were for Nyx especially. I was so proud!! Her acting was spot on, remembering all her lines!! Wait…She remembers all her lines…Oh shit.

Nyx is so in trouble after this. Nightmare Moon is definitely getting banished to her room for 1000 years.

A furious mother unicorn,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Diary,

Being on stage in front of hundreds of ponies in the play was certainly nerve wrecking. I was especially nervous with how Twilight would react. I didn’t want to battle another fucking Rapidash since I came across way too many whilst taking a shortcut through a grassy field. But I just thought of how much I wanted to show that upstart that I pulled through my own personal fears.

And as I stood on that stage. As I said those lines. They somehow felt so familiar? I don’t know why? I had a weird sense of déjà vu. Like I’ve done this all before. Am I trapped in some time loop or something? I better ask Sweetie Bot about it since she’s the expert.

After the play there was a standing ovation. Ponies clapped the loudest for me than anypony else. I stole the show apparently. Awesome!! They Love Me. They Really Love Me. Hollihoof Here I Come.

So, I jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire when Twilight and company approached us. While Twilights’ friends were “praising” the kids for their “spot on” performance, Twilight kept sternly staring at me.

I’m in deep shit that’s for sure. Strangely, Twilight congratulated me for my better performance than any of the other colts and fillies. I guess I’m scot-free… that is until she said I was grounded for not wearing my glasses and vest. Oh yeah. So that’s why I was able to see better when running to the theatre.

So now I’m grounded for 1000 years…Ah shit. Why? Just why? Why she has to be so rude? Doesn’t she know I’m a pony too? Honestly if I were ruler of Equestria I would ban parents from grounding every colt and filly and maybe do a public thorn bush burning of every thorn bush in the vicinity of Equestria.

Soon to be star and ruler,

[Research Notes On Nyx: Note 6]

After the play, I felt drained. Luckily Rainbow Dash mentioned what a great spell I cast on Nyx for her eyes. Well problem one solved. Problem number two was Rainbow Dash asking if I could cast the same spell on her. Well… I did my best. Now she looks like a Japonyse Anime Character. Sailor Moon might have a problem with that.

Well my friends and I had a drug party celebration and we even brought the fillies along with us. What great adults we are.

Returning home, and with a large hangover, I tucked Nyx into bed and we had a heart to heart talk. And no it’s not about the birds and the bees. That’s Cheerilees’ job not mine. We were discussing her memories.

Nyx has been thinking a lot lately. Her memories of Nightmare Moon. Her looking like Nightmare Moon. She was getting very upset and then she asked me the question that has been plaguing her for so long; “Was she Nightmare Moon?”

I was stunned at first. But in the end, I did the most unexpected thing in my whole life. I told her the truth. About her memories. About everything. The very reason of her creation, the Crazy Cults. Everything off the top of my head. And my answer to her question? Fucking Hell No!! She is fucking not Nightmare Moon. Nyx is a good little filly that reminds me of myself when I was younger. She’s not a pity reflection of a gamer princess we call our ruler. Nyx is sweet. She’s kind. She’s the godchild that anypony could ask for. She’s….

Hold on a minute here. There it is again. That weird feeling I have whenever I’m talking about Nyx…Why does this keep happening? Dr. Paxal seemed to think that I may have adopted maternal instinct for Nyx but… Is this really true?
I’m not really sure… but with how I’ve been acting around her, minus the whole locking her up in the attic. I have been treating her like the child I never had.

I’m… actually okay with that… Wow… a daughter… I have a daughter now!!!! I can’t believe I’m saying this but Nyx has truly become like a daughter to me. She can consider herself part of the Sparkle Family. I ADMIT it. I don’t care what ponies think, she’s my new daughter. I fucking love her.

A newly appointed mother,
Twilight Sparkle

Tucking Nyx to bed, Twilight trotted down the stairs to face a certain brown owl.

“Oh Owlowiscious. “


“Uh-oh is right mister,” Twilight firmly asserted, grinning evilly.

Spike tried his best not to laugh at the owls’ ordeal. He only stopped laughing when Twilight approached him.

“And don’t think I forgot about you Fax Machine.”


Dear Sister,

Bringing me to see a play about my defeat. Buck You Bitch.

Princess Luna

Dear Sunny Daze,

I’ll deal with you later for impersonating me and singing my song. For now I’m setting up a party cannon specifically for Rarity.

Pinkie Pie

Dear Princess Celestia,

How many bits do I have to pay your Royal Guard for protection against a certain drugged-up pink mare?


Dear Rarity,

Not to worry. I’ll just set up some plans to dump that pink mare into an insane asylum. She’s been said to be stealing a new crystal meth called Blue Sky from the trains coming from the Crystal Meth Empire. The cake she sent me only confirmed those claims.

Your Helpful Ruler,
Princess Celestia

Dear Lyra,

Shouldn’t you be hunting for mythical humans somewhere in an insane asylum instead of composing music for a school play?

Octavia Melody

Dear Daughter,

Why does Nyx look an awful lot like Nightmare Moon?

Brother Filthy Rich

Dear Filthy Rich,

What if I told you Nyx IS Nightmare Moon?


Author's Note:

Original Story Here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/41596/past-sins

Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs. I have already gotten permission from the author.

Appreciate every like, comment and follow and please tell more people about this story:scootangel:
Try to spot all the references :rainbowlaugh:



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