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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher



Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Past Sins by Pen Stroke: Chapter 12

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Past Sins: Chapter 12: Mother Of A Nightmare OR (Parenting Sucks)

“I can’t believe Nyx was Nightmare Moon this time. How could somepony so timid be somepony so evil?” Rainbow Dash exclaimed, entering the Golden Oak Library.

“It’s always the cute ones.” Fluttershy muttered under her breath

“I know right? Just look at Applebloom and Sweetie Belle!” Pinkie Pie shouted.

“I beg your pardon?” Rarity and Applejack said in unison staring at Pinkie Pie angrily. Pinkie slowly backed away from them as she forgot to bring her knives with her this time. Where’s a keyblade when you need one?

“Err… Twilight.. need some help here… Please?” Pinkie turned to Twilight whom was looking away from them.

“Sorry, I need a moment.” Twilight trotted up to her bedroom. She did not notice the pleading look on pinkie Pie’s face as the two other ponies cornered her.

“Oh Buck Me.”

One hell of a beat down later…

“Should somepony check on her before she does something stupid?” Applejack asked, throwing her final punch at Pinkie Pie whom was now probably or most likely lying on the floor… dead.

Good thing they still have 1000+ clones of Pinkie at the mirror pool to replace her with. Nopony will notice.

“Maybe we should…” Rarity replied gesturing Applejack to the room above them. Rarity was simply too lazy elegant to go see Twilight, especially after breaking her nail when kicking Pinkie Pie.

“Twilight… Sugarcube, are you awake?” Applejack asked as she entered the bedroom. “Cause you got some explaining to do?” Applejack added on. It was then she noticed that the room was empty. Save for a scribbled note on Twilight’s bed. Apllejack picked up the note and added it to her inventory and read said note.

To whom it may concern,

By the time you read this, I will be long gone. But I guess I’ll at least have to explain things to you fucking idiots. Ya Nyx is Nightmare Moon. What a surprise. I’ll be honest that Applejack of all ponies could not see that. She’s needs to have her Bearer of Harmony license revoked. Why I took care of Nyx? Well ask Rarity. She was in on it. That’s one way to rat out somepony.

But the important thing to me now is that I have to find Nightm Nyx my daughter. When she was taken away from me by Princess Bitchlestia. I was devastated. I do wonder what would have happen if I went to Canterlot with my little Nyxie. I betrayed her. I let her down. I failed.

And I feel guilty for it.

Then I saw her only just a few hours later. Still alive and well announcing her presence to Ponyville. How did she escape? I mean did she hid under a cardboard box and snuck her way out?

I guess it didn’t matter. Cause my dear daughter was back once more. Oh how they grow up so fast. Puberty must have been a bitch for her. No wonder she was so angry during her reintroduction.

But now the search begins. There are also some things I have to say, to get off my chest, and she’s the only one I can say them to. Google Maps was no help in locating her cause she probably set up a cloaking field or something since she’s a wanted fugitive now. The obvious solution was to release my Experiment 158 aka Finder and used him to break into one the suspected cult pony’s home and steal his belongings in order to locate where my daughter resides.

I do not know where I am going, and I doubt that I will return. I don’t expect everypony to understand why I am doing this, but I have to see Nyx even if it is one more time.

Sincerely,
Twilight Sparkle

“Horse-feathers!” Applejack cursed while facehoofing. “Twilight, girl, what are you thinkin’?!”

Twilight’s doomed for sure.


Wanted
Dead OR Alive
Nightmare Moon

Reward: 1600000+ Bananas

-Princess Celestia

An angry gorilla could be heard 1000 miles away screaming at the lost of his banana hoard.


[The Diary of Nyx Nightmare Moon]

Dear Diary,

My dear ex-mother came to visit me today. I don’t know what to say but I’m fucking pissed off.

I mean how dare she? Trotting into my castle to apologize? Get real. Spell Nexus was very usful in capturing Twilight and bringing her to me. I was stunned that she still thought of me as her dear sweet daughter. Such lies. I honestly would have executed her right then and there but I guess some part of me still cared for her. So I let her go… into my fucking new dungeon. And apparently Twilight had a new assistant called Finder? Well Off With It’s Head!!! Somepony better not call PETA.

Honestly I had more important matters to attend to. Like slutting myself up with makeup and new set of diamond armor then going to the nearest brothel. I hear evil girlies get more dick that way. That’s how Trixie manage to survive since her first defeat by Twilight.

Another thing that perturbs my mind is the fact that still as Nightmare Fucking Moon. I still have no cutiemark. Perhaps I should go to the nearest tattoo store. I’m sure Twilight won’t mind.

Despite being at full power, I still feel empty inside. Like I lost something truly important…

Maybe it’s because it’s been almost a week and I still haven’t overthrow the princess. I should really stop procrastinating.

Your Lazy Ruler,
Nyx Nightmare Moon


Dear Spell Nexus,

You Foal! I ask of thee to that if any of the Element Bearers were found, they were to be captured unharmed and my mother Twilight Sparkle brought to me personally. I gave you one simple order and you failed to follow.

I have half the mind to have you executed. DO NOT REPEAT THIS MISTAKE!

Now, your new orders. I would like you to get the best doctor in town; Nurse Redheart to give my mother Twilight proper treatment. And give her proper food that normal ponies like us should normally eat.

Do I make myself clear?

Your "Beloved" Ruler,
Nightmare Moon

P.S. If you see any pink bitch pony wearing a tiara. Just kill the foal with a machine gun.


Finishing writing her letter to Spell Nexus and her diary entry, Nightmare Moon sat in her bedchambers. Moping about what had transpired today. Nightmare Moon began to remove her armor and look herself in the mirror.

“Does Twilight forget who I truly am,” she said to her reflection, “I’ll make sure they’ll remember. I’ll show Twilight I am no longer the cowering filly she found, and Nexus will learn I am not a mare to be trifled with. They will both learn that Celestia’s fear of me and my potential was wise.”

“I am Nightmare Moon,” she told her reflection, “and they will pay for what they’ve done.”

Author's Note:

Original Story Here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/41596/past-sins

Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs. I have already gotten permission from the author.

Appreciate every like, comment and follow and please tell more people about this story:scootangel:
Try to spot all the references :rainbowlaugh:

Also,

Maybe If You Get Some Bomb Flowers. You Can Escape.

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