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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Past Sins by Pen Stroke: Chapter 4

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Past Sins: Chapter 4: Distant Storm Clouds OR (Reasons For Massacring The Rich Family)

[Research Notes On Nyx: Note 3]

Coming back from the Everfree, I was greeted by my brain-dead friends asking if Nyx was alright and all that shit. Why were they never this concerned when I was missing? My friends, everypony. These are my fucking friends.

Just to add insult to injury they, even thought I would have done the same of playing the game of search and rescue if their folks went missing. You know what I would actually do? I’d just paste their missing family or friends photos on an old expired milk carton and call it a day. I'd also say goodbye to their little pieces of shit that they call family to their fucking faces.

After they left, I immediately tucked Nyx into bed, hoping that Nyx doesn’t get any nightmares of a Zalgo Pinkie Pie or else her fate has been sealed, and was ready to have some proper rest. That is until I was interrupted from my reading session motherfucking again by a knocking on the door. I hate my life. Library hours are fucking over. Do these Celestia-damn ponies know how to read? Perhaps next time I should put a heating iron on the door knob and ask those idiots to come in. That’ll be hilarious.

So behind door number one, I see Filthy Rich, The Big Bad Bitch, and their snob of a daughter. Is it too late to get a free consolation prize? So, Filthy Rich and his wife had the nerve to accuse Nyx of being at fault and protect their snobbish little pink pig. Seriously? These parents are complete morons. At least my parents treated me well (except for sending me to study as a private student under a pervert). I honestly felt like I'd rather talk to his estranged brother Richie Rich, at least he had better manners than these pieces of shit! You’d think these rich bitches could have at least afforded some manners. Furthermore, Filthy Rich should really start filing divorce papers because that bitch of a wife is sucking him dry from both his wallet and his dick.

We traded a few harsh words here and there and I might have threatened them a little bit when I said I would set a murder party during the next Purge that Tyrantlestia is setting up. They seemed very furious at that and might have wanted to take me to court. Ha! Good luck with that. I have good underpaid 8-bit lawyer on spell-dial. Have fun losing your entire life savings.

Unfortunately, their little brat spilled the beans of her plan by accident and now all is well with no pressing of charges. So much for becoming a millionaire, but anyways, that’ll teach that upstart of a filly. There’s only room for one bitch in this backwater town.

Despite that fact that I finally had some peace and quiet, I felt a little restless. I don’t know why but I had the large urge to go check on Nyx after hearing these wild accusations of her. Nyx doesn’t deserve to be treated this way by other ponies. Yeah, she’s Nightmare Moon reborn, but she’s a good kid with a good heart. So, putting aside my erotic novel, I went upstairs to check if Nyx was alright after today’s turmoil. Strangely enough, Nyx wasn’t sleeping on her bed when I reached the room. Did she pull a Houdini on me?

Fax Machine had better not have kidnapped her or else I would have to be prepared to throw a POW Block at him.

Twilight Sparkle

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

Your Nyx is in another dimension.


Dear Twilight Sparkle,

Found your daughter at our place due to a rift in time and space. Here’s your daughter back.

-Ask Twixie

Dear Spoiled Rich Affluent Rich,

How about instead of turning you into a cactus I’ll turn you into a pig? Oh wait you already are one.

Twilight Sparkle

Dear Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon,

You’ll all be six-feet under before the next sunrise. Sleep well.


Dear BFF,

Next time shut your damn mouth. You’re not allowed to speak.

Silver Spoon

Dear Black Snooty,

Don’t worry about Diamond Tiara. Just wait 55 episodes and 4 other stories by Penstroke then you can finally be friends with a reformed Diamond Tiara.

Being helpful,
Pinkie Pie

To All Children of The Night,

Our True Queen has returned! But she is most likely in hiding as the spell cast was incomplete and she may not be at full strength. So, my fellow brothers and sisters gather as one to restore our Queen to overthrow Tyrantlestia!!!

Also, to our brothers and sisters living near Ponyville, be on the lookout for our Queen.

-High Prophet Spell Nexus

Dear Bastion and Co-workers,

Please drop all research on that spell that idiot cult cast. I don’t give a damn. I have another task in mind. Destroy my sister in a Halo 5 match.

My reasons for doing so are because when we two sisters played Halo 5, my dear sister wouldn’t stop spawn camping me. So, as your Tyrant Leader, I order you to do this, or be sentence to the moon.

Full of undying rage,
Princess Celestia

Dear Username: GamerWoona69,

Hacks!! HACKS!! Gat banned from Equestria bitch!!!

Completely crossed,
Username: ButtonMasherRIP2.014

Dear Username: ButtonMasherRIP2.014,

You dare insult best princess? Enjoy playing Pong on the bloody moon. Game Over. The End Is Neigh.

Ticked off,
Username: GamerWoona69

Dear EileMonty,

MOM!!!! I don’t wanna go to the moon.

Button Mash

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

Through my scientific observation, I believe you are suffering a form of actually becoming a nicer person. This is most probably due to your attachment to your cousin, Nyx. She might have brought out this feeling into you, thus making your heart grow three sizes that day.

Dr. Paxal

Author's Note:

Original Story Here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/41596/past-sins

Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs. I have already gotten permission from the author.

Appreciate every like, comment and follow and please tell more people about this story:scootangel:
Try to spot all the references :rainbowlaugh:

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