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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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Past Sins by Pen Stroke: Chapter 17

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Past Sins: Chapter 17: Tainted Blessing OR Tantabus do your worst!!!

[Diary of Nyx]

Dear Diary,

I was left with my thoughts when I left dear mother behind and by Celestia was I peeved. I want Spell Nexus to suffer for what nearly happened to my mother and so that's why I summoned him to my royal chambers to give him the beat down of his entire lifetime. Then a sudden thought occurred to me... Mom mentioned that the last thing she remembered before being brainwashed was a black tendril coming out of Spell Nexus' dirty mouth.

Could he have been infected by some brain parasite all this time? Yeerk! That would certainly explains his bland personality.

And now begs the question; just where did I put that sledge hammer?

A curious queen,


[Diary of Nyx]

Okay so after a couple of whacks I manage to get that black tendril out of Spell Nexus and do you know what created my dear followers to begin with? The Tantabus; a being that was a shred of Princess Luna used to be. Basically, a part of me... my arrogant sense of superiority, my hatred of everypony, my self-loathing of the Royal Sisters, and my thirst for vengeance.

And now I want to fucking MURDER this little piece of shit!!!! It's the reason for all my fucked up misery? EVERYPONY HATES ME NOW!!!! Without it, I could have gone on being Nyx; a happy little filly BUT NOW I CAN NEVER BE HAPPY BECAUSE OF IT!!! And it… it... IT TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!! And why? JUST WHY DID IT DO THIS!?! Just so I can be the queen it wants me to be? HELL NO!!! But no more... never will I be that type of pony anymore mostly and I'm not letting this thing hurt anypony AGAIN!!!! Not my friends, not my family and especially not my dear mother!


I'm gonna show it who's queen around here! I’ll start off by keeping the Tantabus as my new pet. I’ll even give it an awful name. How about Larry? That'll show it! With that out of the way. What do I have to do next? Why dealing with the task of unbrainwashing all my followers of course!!! Oh screw you Tantabus! It's times like this that I wished I could control the Elements of Harmony...

A fed-up filly,

Meanwhile, at a large mansion on the outskirts of Ponyville, Diamond Taira sat alone on a swing in her front yard, her eyes were completely focused on the floor beneath her.


The past few weeks had been complete hell for Diamond Taira. In fact, it had been the worst experience for the filly in her whole entire lifetime!!! When Nyx... When Nightmare Moon came back, every pony in town hated her more than ever before if that was even possible. They seem to believe that she's to blame for Nyx being who she was now. By treating Nightmare Moon badly as Nyx some how was the sole reason for Equestria to become Night Eternal? What kind of logic is that?? But worst of all was losing her dad to Nightmare Moon. Was humiliating her not enough? Did Nyx had to take her dad too?

She would complain about it in Nightmare Moon's face but being hanged at the gallows is the last thing she wants happening to her.

She missed her dad...

Suddenly hoofsteps were heard from the entrance of the front yard. Diamond Tiara just sighed.

"Silver Spoon if that's you, just leave me alone..." Diamond Taira started to say as she tilted her head upwards...

"Dad???" Diamond Tiara said stunned, staring back at her father whom was staring back at her.

"DAAADDDYY!!!!" Diamond Taira screamed, jumping into the warm embrace of her father and Filthy Rich hugged back. Very tightly.

It was also at this instant Spoiled Rich poked her head out the front door. "Diamond Tiara, sweetie, dinner's read-" she started to say only to stopped midway to stare at her husband whom was hugging their daughter.

"Rich... Honey... is that you?"

"Yes Darling... I'm back. Nightmare Moon released m-" he started to say before being slapped square in his face. Filthy Rich looked back stunned.

"Darling... what was that fo-"

"Oh don't you honey me mister!!!" Spoiled Rich snarkily replied back.

"But Darlin-" Filthy Rich muttered.

"You left your wife and daughter while you stayed inside that fancy castle!!!"

"Honey please. You don't understand. I was under mindcon-"

"I'm not hearing any of your excuses!!! I'm filing divorce papers." With that Spoiled Rich took Diamond Taira inside and slammed the door in Filthy Rich's' face.

At the same time, all across Equestria, the former members of the Crazed Cultists reunited with their friends and families that they left behind as a tired queen sat upon her throne in her castle of shadows.

Meanwhile at Zecora's hut...

"For the last time, I'll make this clear

While I allowed you to hide in here

I would rather chop off my head

Then have sex with you in bed

So by Celestia’s sake Twilight dear

I will stab you if you come near." Zecora muttered angrily as she brandish a spear, backing away slowly.

"Oh come on Zecora! You know you want to give this piece of purple pony a taste." Twilight said licking her lips.


"Oh shit!!! Hide me!!!" Twilight said as she dove under the rug.

Zecora approached the front door and whisper to the the door before her, "If you're the guards after the wanted mare.

She's hiding under the rug over there."

"I ain't no guard." A voice with a southern accent replied back annoyingly.

Zecora sighed then opened the door.

“Howdy there, Zecora.” Applejack said welcomingly then she looks at the bulge under the rug. "Twilight..."

"Applejack..." Twilight says back lifting her head from under the rug.

"What in tartarus are you doing here?"

"I was here to tell Zecora what has been happening around Ponyville these past few days. I never expected to see your bitchy ass here." Applejack said through gritted teeth as she passed a parchment to Zecora.

"Oh fuck you asshole!" Twilight shouted.

"Have about you shut you're trap!!"

"Or how about yo-"

"BE QUIET YOU TWO!!!" Zecora screamed loudly already past the point of patience. Twilight and Applejack just stared back blankly as Zecora calmed her breath down and then Zecora approached Applejack.

"Is what this say true?" Zecora questioned.

"Ya callin me a liar?" Applejack replied with an arched eyebrow.

"What are you talking about?" Twilight asked.

"Here Twilight, look and see,

at what Nightmare Moon decree." Zecora added on showing Twilight the parchment Applejack gave her.

Twilight stared blankly at the parchment.

To the citizens of Equestria,

Ruling sucks!!! Therefore, I hereby strip myself from this shit of a position and free Celestia and Luna so that they can do it instead.

Your ex-ruler,

Twilight smirked at the parchment.

That's my girl.

Author's Note:

Original Story Here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/41596/past-sins

Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs. I have already gotten permission from the author.

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Try to spot all the references :rainbowlaugh:

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