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Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse - MixMassBasher

Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized and faithful student, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship. And she's not happy about it.

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She's Definitely Got The Mane For It by Dilos1: Chapter 1

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

She's Definitely Got The Mane For It: Chapter 1: Razzle Dazzle OR (Shoo Be Doo)

Dear Diary,

Today I got dragged along to set up a fucking concert of all things just cause I'm the best organiser around.

Well I'm flattered. Actually, no. You all can go fuck yourself!!!

Why the hell would I ever help you crazy ass ponies?? Get Amethyst Star!! Screw off you bitches!!! And Applejack, you say that setting up the concert is like setting up a rodeo? Makes sense. The ponies in this town are all fucking bull-headed freaks

Also, why the hell are we doing a music festival again??? What's the point celebrating music when this crazy town pretty much spits out shitty heartsongs every five seconds? Oh and the druggie hired some famous anorexic diva?

Pfft... whatever.

Then the dumb farmmare goes into all Ms. Exposition Mode about her childhood friend and blah... blah... blah... Furthermore, just out of the blue, Ms. Diva enters the scene in all her arrogant glory. I believe I just met Trixie 2.0. Afterwards, Countess Coloratura starts singing with all her razzle dazzle and glitz and glam and everypony are all starting to go gaga over her.

Oh, bravo. What a spectacle...

What a egotistical attention whore!!! If it weren't for the fact that she's a pony with a robot sounding singing voice, her mane style and singing ability kind of reminds me of these three sirens I met back in the human worl-... Hey wait a minute...

Is. . . did I just. . . is she a. . .?

*Twilight's_mind.exe has stopped working...*

Dear Dairy,

After my mind went all B.O.S.D, Rarity decided to do some gossiping to me about how that closed-minded farmmare is complaining about how her old girlfriend isn't the same as what she was like before. As if. Stop sticking with the past, AJ. Tradition never works. Just look at that diva! She's giving hoofsies to her fans. I mean nothing shows better appreciation to her fans than slapping ponies in the face with washable stamps, am I right? And Rarity, how is her outfit to die for? Just come by my castle and you'll get to see my rather suggestive outfits in my wardrobe. I mean my sexy outfits are certainly better than that tacky outfit with that veil and that mysterious gems on her nec-

Hey wait a minute. . . could she really be. . . is she really a. . .?

*Twilight's_mind.exe has stopped working... again...*

*Brain restarting*

Dear Diary,

Urgh.... my head... haven't felt this bad since trying to understand Pinkie Pie...

Speaking of Pinkie, I think I saw her getting told off by that Svengallop fella. Oh well. Not my problem. Speaking of problems, that celestia-damn farmmare decided to approach me to help her own problems. By exposing that wimpy manager of that diva. Hmm... on one hand I hate helping others... on the other I like messing with ponies livelihoods... Let's just say I decided to go with the latter and help the lazyass farmmare who couldn't just do it all by herself like the stubborn bitch she is. Armed with a HoofTube spell, we exposed Svengallop like the complete dick he is and he got fired. Afterwards, I decided to rub it in how he's jobless now. You know, just speaking from one bitch to another.... I saw him enter the trailer and he started whining like the prick he is about how he'll get revenge on that siren an-

Wait... what!!!!! Did he just say. . . ?

So I was right! Ha! I knew it! I knew it!!! I KNEW IT!!!! Huh... that felt... underwhelming... Also, why the fuck would sirens make their mane like that? Distinct giveaway. Though would that mean Moondancer is a siren? Nahhhhh....

So, Svengallop decides to rain on the divas parade and expose her? Sorry, not happening cause I'm here to rain on your parade. Casting a spell, I froze the dumb manager in carbonite and send his ass off to Pinkie Pie's Bakery. That'll teach him a lesson he'll never forget and I'm certain nopony will miss him.

Now, where was I? Oh yes. Time to talk with the siren myself... but if she starts singing shoo-be-do, I'll scream bloody murder.

Always Right,
Princess Twilight Sparkle

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

Shoo Be Doo.

Your oldfriend,

Author's Note:

Original Story Here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/301225/shes-definitely-got-the-mane-for-it

Check Out The Author: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Dilos1

I might as well explain why I choose this story for Letters. You see, back when milesprower06 posted his chapter for The Mane Attraction; Link here, it was kind of... short.

Around that time, I read this story. So let's just say that this chapter is both a parody of this story and what else I thought miles could have write for that chapter

Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs. I have already gotten permission from the author.

Appreciate every like, comment and follow and please tell more people about this story:scootangel:
Try to spot all the references where it be from the show itself or from other media:rainbowlaugh:. this story may contain a lot of dragon-themed references

I'll also like you to tell me what made you laugh and what I can do to improve on for better inspiration for these letters.


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