...You told him...
...Didn't you...?
No...
...It may have slipped...
Slip doesn't exist with you...!
What do you suppose we do now...?
I have no idea...
...
...
Why are you looking at me like that...?
...Distraction...?
No...
Quenny, come on...
No...!
...I'll do back up...
NO!
....I'll banish Cadance to the puppet dimension...?
...What were the lyrics again...?
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
"You're gonna give me a pass... Right?"
"But of course, young Pipsqueak. I respect you greater by the act of pulling away rather than pushing foreword."
"Thanks princess..."
"...How are your cohorts?"
"Sure they're fine... Prob'ly found somethin' ta' pass their time."
"Most likely... Would you care to play a round of Metal Gear with me?"
"So long as it ain't Twin Snakes... Liquid makes me feel bad."
On the stage of Know Your Mare, Discord stood tall with a dull expression. He glanced about for a second before clearing his throat. "Mares and stallions... I regret to admit that our dear Blank will not be performing tonight... So for your entertainment, we have arranged a distraction." With a bowing gesture, Discord slithered off of stage; an unmistakable smirk across his mug. "Brought to you by the lyrical stylings of Ms. Queeny..."
"SNAKE IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR ABODE, HARLOTS!" Luna ignored Pip's presence as she began to mow down enemy targets in her game.
The lights dimmed on the stage slowly, while at the same time bringing a smaller stage out from the floor housing the Changeling Queen Chrysalis. Her expression was in quiet rage and only grew more so as the sound of drums and light piano work started to fill the room. "I hate my life..."
There's a fire going on, but the party's just begun...
So keep your focus looking at me tonight...
Her voice took to the same shamed tone that her face had, but she continued on none the less.
So the world's about to end, gonna party with my friends...
You don't have any friends...!
And ain't nobody gonna say it's not right...!
Chrysalis snapped with a flaring glance up into the host box.
And I know nothing's gonna stand in my--
Alright...!
ENOUGH!
The music cut off with a sharp scratch as Chrysalis stomped her hooves into the stage. "This is ridiculousness! NOPONY WANTS TO HEAR ME SING THIS SONG!"
Awww...
...But you were doing so well...
"I'm out of here!" her wings furrowing and buzzing in rage, the queen stepped off of the stage.
...One of these days I'll get a full song sung on this show...
...Some day...
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Big Lipped Alligator Moment...
But whatever, I'll make the next one make more sense... In the mean time. READ THIS OR SOMEBODY WILL GET KICKED IN THE BALLS... Probably not really... But I still want it to have some love.
That line from Luna. Glorious...
1308940
Maybe. Thanks for the picture.
I figured out the refrence as soon as luna swid her snakes in your abode line lol
One day.
i cant wait till more OC's show up for punishment
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Did they really think Pip would be loyal to them as opposed to HIS FAVORITE PRINCESS EVER?!
I want to hear her sing.
1. Chrysalis just needs a hug, poor mare.
2. GIVE BACK THE DOCTOR'S WIFE
3. If you don't get #2 google it or something.
that was good.
1308715 It would've been better if she sang "Get the party started" by P!nk
To boldly flee reference for the win!
They still have the Doctor's wife. You would think he come and fight for her.
1309891 That he did.
1312280 Don't like her... So not in.
That was an awesome scene
R.I.P nostalgia critic
1312384 He'll be back someday... In one way shape or form, he will be back.
1312390
Yeah...probribly for another childs play crossover
1312431 Doug Walker said that the Critic would come back for future events as a special guest at times... But not exactly the specifics.
you are now a great friend of mine just because of useing nastolgia critic stuff
At the beginning. I beileve you meant Queeny.
This entire chapter is filled to the brim with references to one of my favorite movies of all time...
So, um...I...thought it was good while it lasted.
"I KNOW I'll get her to sing the full number!"
"You must be joking."
I thought it was good.
"And you, miserable cretin, are only another creature I dread being around. You enjoying my singing is like drinking acid for me..."
Oh, come on, Chrysalis! It was great! You've gotta try again!
"Yeah, Queeny! Try again!"
"The day I sing that song is the day Equestria BURNS."
From you having another meltdown as Discord laughs in the host box?
"Probably."
"Ohoho, I know you'll be laughing..."
...Can you...um...try again here? Captive audience?
"You're just captives. Not an audience."
Please?
"Yeah, Queeny!"
"You could promise me Canterlot, and Princess Celestia locked up in the dungeon for eternity, and I STILL wouldn't do it!"
Discord?
"I could probably promise that. Dunno what Tia would think when she wakes up in a dungeon in chains...but we got a musical number out of it, right?"
Right! ...Twilight would have my head though.
"If you two keep pestering me, I'll have BOTH YOUR HEADS."
*Steel looks up at Discord, and he looks back. They both raise their eyebrows at each other.*
"...You're going to continue trying, aren't you?"
It's what we're good at.
"Mmhmm."
*The bickering continues for a half hour until Chrysalis storms out of the house, burning the door down with green flames. Some of the wall comes down with it.*
...She could've handled that a lot better.
"She DID start singing though."
Yeah, until you farted.
"That was you."
No, it was you!
"It was you!"
YOU!
"YOU!!"
*The two clunk their heads together, glaring into each other's eyes.*
ONLY THE SPIRIT OF CHAOS COULD SMELL SO IMPOSSIBLY BAD!
"MAYBE THE FART SMELLS SO BAD BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN THE LAST WEEK!"
I SHOWERED YESTERDAY, AND EVEN IF I HADN'T SHOWERED FOR A WHOLE YEAR, IT STILL WOULDN'T SMELL THAT BAD!
"Oh please, stop covering for your own horrible stench!"
How about YOU stop covering for the fact you passed gas and ruined the whole moment!
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THAT!"
NO, IT WAS YOU!!
"YOU!"
YOU!
*Of course, the bickering carried on for hours without end.*
1308928 You can't hear whats not there.
1336276 You can if you believe hard enough.
"Maybe if you make it back in one piece, I'll let you do a strip search on me."
"I'll hold you to that doctor."
what song was that?
One day......
Lyricsdo not work in fiction period