Know your--
Shhh!
It'll hear us...
Oh right...
...Maybe if we're quiet it'll just leave...
...I don't think it's moving...
It's probably plotting our downfall...
That sick beast...
...why doesn't it just finish us...?
That would be too easy for it...
...It wants us to plead and sweat over it...
It's so twisted and heartless...
Has it no mercy?
No...
...that thing's mercy dried up years ago...
...Just look at it...
...scheming...
...It knows we're watching it...
It's just toying with us...
Like this is some game to it...
...And it's winning...
What're we--
Shut up...!
...I think it moved...
Sweet Luna no...
...I'm scared little buddy...
Me too cap'n...
Hold me...
As the two voices echoed with a pitiful whimper, Queen Chrysalis emerged into the lone spotlight with nothing but moot care in her face. For a moment she looked down at the object laying limp in the light before her, a dull doll with coal eyes and a raggedy gray body. With a shimmer of her horn, she lifted the doll up to eye level.
By the makers...!
She's challenging it!
Queeny, don't be a hero!
"...You two are perhaps the most idiotic beings I have ever met," she tossed the doll aside back into the shadowy abyss.
...She's slain the monster...
Smartypants the Tormentor is no more!
Praise the Changeling Queen!
Praise the Changeling Queen!
"Your words are more harmful than hate itself to me... I loath you both."
She loves us too!
This is the best day ever!
Of all time!
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Yay Queeny!
RVB REFERANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
783212 You are wise beyond your years, O tell me more of your amazing input.
I don't know, and I don't really care.
Edit: GODDAMMIT!
783228 Ah, your input continues to astound me.
LOL!! Queeny... Bewary of the doll..
783226 Where? Which Episode, there are so many I can't remember this reference?
I think this was my favorite chapter, period.
I hope you all enjoy this little quick treat, it's been awhile since I updated this. Why? Other stories, my massive blog story that I'm letting people be a part of, things like that... Oh well.
783315 "...the devil"
This is the best day ever!
Of all time!
783341 Wash... no one cooler.
Discord... was scared? Why didn't he just make Smartypants into a puddle of liquified diamond?
783348 The two of them were just being stupid to make Chrysalis mad.
783347 there was a wall, and a grenade.
They lived happily ever after*.
(* = about 5 seconds)
Suddenly:
Wall grenades
I just couldn't help but remember the tails doll
783380 It's Agent Wash's catchphrase, he says it when Caboose messes up a grande toss, he said it when he used the bouncing gun, so on, so on.
Best chapter ever. Of all time.
783248 Okay, let me explain:
I was the first one here. When I read the chapter, I didn't know why Dissy and Pip were afraid of Smarty, and I didn't care because it was funny, nonetheless. Then, I realized I was first, so I went to edit in an image:
1.bp.blogspot.com/-_TkbcIBMy1Y/T2Ioh3r-T_I/AAAAAAAABGA/BAJcgUhFm7c/s1600/firstpost.jpg
But I can't do that in edits. So when I realized this, I decided to just make a comment with the image, but by that time, I was no longer first, hence the "GODDAMMIT". So yeah, epic fail on my part.
783440 Then all is well
783394 wan't it church who used the Fuel rod (bouncing gun)
Queeny!
I need a stronger hoof a discord face hoof would be super effective but because discord has failed to do his job as chaos lord apparently I need to intervene discord prepare for my wrath
783463 No, in Season 9, Wash and Carolina were fighting Sharkface and Wash took the gun and fired it, then Carolina tackled him when he was going to be fired.
783481 Seems pretty chaotic to me. Not doing his job, allying himself with the little kid, pretending to be afraid of a doll...
783484 hmmm I could of sworn church used the fuel rod at one point.
783489 wrong kind of chaos sometimes the mortal chaos god has to intervene (this is literally true my chaos is just more destructive)
783496 I'll have to look through my DVDs, but I don't think so... But hey, knowing Church... Right?
783501 Good luck with that.
783508 which seasons do you have?
783539 All of them. I also have all the CDs. And a "You will fear my laser face" shirt.
783544
I
Hate
You
783584 I'm a big RvB fan. I write stories about it, I can quote off the top of my mind, so on, so on.
783593 I can't even afford a X-ism poster, much less a box set, much much less all of them.
783617 It's nothing great. You can always watch it on their site... it's more of a luxury than anything else.
783623 yeah, but sometimes I want to watch it without having to deal with ads and breaks between episodes.
Ah. Glorious RvB references.
I just read all 46 chapters. Anymore coming?
783861 They come and go, I used to do it once a day, but I'm doing my other stories more now. But I may put one up tomarrow or the next day.
This chapter is the best! Possible! Thing!
Have an internet.
RVB
10/10
hey Discord and Pipsqueak weren't the only ones that were scared... i mean seriously, nobody could make someone like SmartyPants. before you all know it. we'll all be under his iron hoof!
Heh~
this story just keeps getting funnier
I love Pip/Discord duet....
783226 Pray tell, what is this reference. I need to refresh my memory.
All hail Queeny.
Dafuq???
Well that was hilarious!! Good show!! Jolly good show!!
"Your words are more harmful than hate itself to me... I loath you both."
Priceless!