Presidential candidate Twilight Sparkle. From a very young age, she had striven to reach the highest level of learning; made available to her or not. For years of crippling fear, overwhelming odds, and the wight of so many books, Twilight Sparkle finally was rewarded with the honor of becoming Princess Celestia's personal apprentice. As her cutie mark would tell you, she is gifted in the magical arts. This gift giving her aptitude and a quick mind to understanding.
Indeed, Twilight Sparkle is an idol of what a prized candidate should be...
OR IS SHE!?
Reports say that Twilight Sparkle has never had a friend in her life until she was FORCED to make friends by her mentor Celestia. Before that, records will tell you that her only friends were her brother and her pet dragon. What sort of friendships are those? Family bonding over common activities? INCEST! And making friends with a sentient pet who does everything you say? That's slavery! How can we trust a pony to be our leader when she herself couldn't even lead herself to a single block party to make friends?
Twilight Sparkle:
Ideal Presidential Candidate?
Or
Incestuous Slave Driver?
YOU DECIDE!
I... I don't understand...
I think this was my finest work.
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*Falls off her cloud laughing*
"Oh... my..."
"Twilight is having sex? This calls for a party!"
"Don't feel ashamed Twi, me and Bic Mac do that stuff all the time."
*Faints*
*Mane and tail burst into flame*
"You mad Sparkle?"
Sunset Shimmer is spinning stories that make FOX News, ABC News, and CNN, look tame by comparison.
This is good but true in a way
Well then...
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Seriously?!
Didn´t know you had it in you, Sugurcube.
I´m not..
Double date? Eeyup.
I... You... WHAT?!
Happy RD?
Best. Dare. EVER!
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She has learned from the best.
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Dear Princess Twilight
Want to do a threesum?
Signed,
Empress Cadence of the Crystal Empire
Needs Inception BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS.
Close to 200
You're thinkin of the Disgruntled Friendship Student series, Sunset.
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Ah, there you are, Darling!
Finaly, a pony who isn´t crazy! Uhm what can I do for you?
Do I have to ask you when I want Spikes help or can I still borrow him like always?
Oh and congratulation for you and your brother, you are perfect for each other!
Everypony is CRAZY!
Was it something I said?
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It's not. Creepy.
4047949 Who says that those aren't cannon here? It's never said that they're not...
4048128 They're not.
Don't forget to add molesting on a certain new royal guard in the Crystal Empire.
4048144 We state the truth here. Not disgusting lies.
PSA: Diamond Tiara
do it
This was the best one so far.
She's totally a slave driver.
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You both are awesome
Sighs, okay this is just getting silly. You making Sunset Shimmer have a hatred towards Twilight that really isn't that justified... especially since Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks.
HOLD IT!
Those reports are incorrect. Twilight has been shown to have friends. She was shown to have had at least 5 other friends in Canterlot, two of which spoke to her before she went off to Ponyville!
OBJECTION!
That information was not made known by the time this chapter came out. Furthermore, she didn't actually treat them like friends, and pretty much forgot about them until more recently.
...You win this round...
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Rainbow Rocks wasn't released until later in 2014.
This looks like it came out in March 2014.
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I had a different vision of the character in the interim between the two movies. Since then, her interpretation through KYM has softened a lot, but I maintain what I consider “KYM canon” Sunset.