Know your-- OH FOR THE MAKER'S SAKE!
A bit disturbed by the sudden outburst, the black and red pegasus jerked at his back and furled his wings against his tall body.
Really...?
Who let this one in...?
The manager...
Seriously...?
We're letting THOSE in now...?
Now come on...
...give him a chance...
Here's his papers...
...Now be a good sport...
Alright alright...
Brilliant Verve--
Creative...
Cap'n...
Fine...
Brilliant Valve...
"It's Verve."
Not anymore it is...
...needs a mane cut...
"What're you on about? My mane isn't long."
Sure it's not...
...if you're Cousin It...
"Who?"
Watch a black and white show some time...
Brilliant Valve...
"Verve."
I wish you were a valve...
...could turn you off if you were...
"Clever... nit..."
...What did you just call me Cap'n...?
WOAH!
No Brit offs...
...Let's keep it clean...
...Pleb...
"Bloody, you want me to come up there?"
Bring it Red Riding Hood...!
Brilliant Valve...
"Verve...!"
...is smarter than Starswirl the Bearded...
"I have proven many of his theories wrong. So I--"
WRONG!
Starswirl was never wrong...
...You just weren't looking at them right...
"I certainly was. And I can--"
Tired...
Now you know...
Brilliant Valve...
"You never said my name right once... They don't even know my name, you bloody nits."
Oh...
Before he leaves...
...Can we test this fact on the list...?
...I think we have time...
"What fact?"
That you have a high threshold for pain...
"I wouldn't say it's--" the next words he spoke only came out as dry, heavy exhales of beaten breath while a large wooden mallet proceeded to bludgeon the pegasus against the stage floor. Every time he stood back up to retort, the hammer would fall back down swiftly, crushing him back against the stage.
See...?
Even these kind of characters can be entertaining...
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Classic cartoon comedy caused corrupty by a chatoic cretin...Concise and considerably cool. Cheers!
2605833 You win sir. You win big time.
well played...
2605833
Alliteration even the authors of Twilight's books would be in awe of.
Impressive.
2606135 Thank you
Never try to argue with Discord. You can't win.
Considering the fact that I was only dragged into the unknown by a couple giant robot hands... yeah I was doing better off than this guy.
Yowch...
2607767 *Uses the Alpha from Red Vs Blue and orders your rocket launcher's internal AI to shut down*
2606519
Well, considering I got that off Wikipedia, it might be wrong.
Seriously, I can't find anything on Riceicles from any site I consider a reliable source.
next you should try that weird cyclopes pony who's buddy rarity flirts with in the best night ever. you know the one
I will now ask a question that everyone is wondering...
...Can Brilliant Valve count to three?...
...Did I just get caught up?
Yay! I finally finished reading!
...CRAP I JUST FINISHED READING...
2609893 of course I can 1..2..4..5 wait...
2606887 I SHALL ARGUE WITH WHOMEVER I PLEASE!cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-drage.png
YOU CALL THAT HAMMERING? I'VE MET BUNNIES THAT COULD HIT HARDER THAN THAT!cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-lupissed.png
Also thanks for the chapter,it was brilliant
EDIT: Looking back I probably shouldn't have said anything about high tolerance for pain...
2607057 Matter of opinion I hit by a giant mallet, you however get dragged of to who knows where for who knows what, which could either be better or worse although considering who made the giant robot hands I would be willing to bet worse.
2621888
Well... at least I'm not red and black.
2621888 He was just dragged out of the building. Know Your Mare keeps all crimes against humanity on stage where they can record it for humor. Once we can't see someone being put through pain, we don't hurt them.
2622431 okay...well my was Definitly worse then
2621991i.imgur.com/9bss05o.png That can easily be fixed...cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-pdastardly.png
2623298
I'm afraid not. One of my OC's strengths is that he is unable to be touched or attacked specifically by OC red and black Alicorns (or OC OP Alicorns in general).
2623587 Who said anything about touching or attacking you?cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-pplotting.png
(I thought I had changed my picture to the pegasus variant I don't ever use the Alicorn one I just used it as a placeholder)
2624192
Heh. Well I refreshed on your user page. Picture didn't change. You might want to do that.
2624244 Had to get to my home computer in order to change it since my tablet can't do itcdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-dseriously.png should be fixed now.
2626314
Did you draw that by yourself? It looks nice.
2626477 I did, thank you.cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-dehappy.png
2626680
But because you're a pegasus, and your bones are lighter for the sake of flight... that hammer must have really hurt a lot then.
2626706 for the average pegasus yes but I have been adventuring for years and I am very bad at avoiding trap and one of the fearlier traps I encountered was coated in a rather peculiar poision that after being dilluted over the course of several hundred years caused a fairly unique case of congenital analgesia, unique in the fact that instead of making it so I don't feel pain I can't feel pain over a certain amountcdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-darmored.png (although the damage that it does can still be rather severe) no bloody idea how it stops only certain amounts of pain ( although i suspect that it has to do with the levels of adrenaline in my blood stream at the time)nor have I been able to find out what kind of poison it was.
2627010
You can't feel pain... but you can still die from a blood wound if you let it bleed, correct?
2627059 I can still feel pain but if it exceeds a certain amount my mind will register it as being less, meaning I can't really tell how much damage something did unless I stop and check which can often be difficult ,and It only makes me slightly harder to kill because I can not pass out due to the pain.cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-wsing.png
2629285
That sounds like both a strength and weakness.
Have you read the Eragon books?
2629315>>2629285 Alright you two. Take it somewhere else...
2629369
But you have to agree with me that his weakness is greater than his strength, right? What if he doesn't pay attention to himself to the point he might die from ignorance? He could lose a wing and not know about it!
2629391 I didn't read any of your posts. All I know is that you two keep filling my box. If you want to talk about this, do it between each other in PMs. Not on my story's comment section.
2629315 it is, I don't like it when OC's have a bunch of strengths and few to no weaknesses, not really as fun to write or role-play Mary/Gary stu's.
I have it's been a while though.i.imgur.com/ZsJgVKp.png
2629440>>2629404 sorry
2609893I get it!