Nondis is a man who managed to find himself Equestria. While Twilight and the other princesses try to find him a way home, he realizes that finding a way back is only a minor problem in comparison to his growing attachments to some of the Mane Six.
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Back to the Earth's surface...
Fucking Shining Armor. When he said "Welcome to the EUP" what he really meant was "Despite the shit that I've done to you, Im gonna make your life a living hell out of pure spite because you dare be attracted to my little sister."
Hrrrng its back
MOAR PLS this chapter wasnt enough, I like the military turn thouh
Looks like things are going to get to another tier of... "Interesting."
On that note, fuck the xenophobic Shining Armor.
You know your fictional relationship laws suck balls when even the story lampshades how much they suck.
Also...don't Shining and Cadance have a freaking Empire of their own to run? Seriously, I wonder what they Crystal Ponies must think when their Princesses' husband has dragged them away from thier duties all so he can screw with his sister's love life and wave his 'unicorn purity' flag in her boyfriend's face?
I like where this is going everyone thought it was the end...no its only the beginning!!!!!!!!!
...the fuck?!
Now, he not only has to try to convince a bunch of ponies that he and Twilight are a good match for each other, especially Twilight's immediate family, but he has to pass basic training (which I personally think he isn't going to survive) and become a member of the EUP? He's better off quitting this process and going for Rarity and/or Pinkie Pie. Twilight ain't worth all this shit.
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Son of a.........Shining Armor, you are THE biggest prick in Equestria right now, what Cadance sees in you i just cannot see.
Shining will get his. Oh, yes...he will get his.
I got money that says Cadence cuts him off for the next six months.
"Oh, treat your sister's intended like crap, huh? NO NOOKIE FOR YOU!"
There could be a problem... Nondis is a human not a pony, so they could need to change a little the program
K, you made me hate Shining Armor now.
You already showed us that the ponies are superior to Nondis in every single damn way. He won't survive the training, end of story.
Honestly, if you have kids or a much younger sibling and youdon't do this, then what's the point?
Shining Armor may be the biggest prick in this fic, but I can't help but get excited at the shit he's gonna put Nondis through.
And if something like this doesn't happen at least once:
Then I will be disappoint
So i realised i haven't seen the fairly odd parents in forever...
Ohhh...Bugger
First rule about Shining's training; Do not talk about Shining's training!
XD No wonder Shining was amused at the end there.>: ) Evil laugh, much?
Why do I suddenly get the feeling that Shining Armor and Nondis will be playing out a certain scene from An Officer and a Gentleman in the next chapter?
The worst in this "overproctecting brother jackass syndrome"cliché, it's that Nondis will suffer all this fucking story in silence, and nothing bad will happen to Shining...
and if that happens, he will release yet more frustration on Nondis...
I have the urge to put shining armor in a glue factory.
4953424 Not entirely...
Well shit. I guess all the crap Shining did before, was just the warm up. Now shit is about to get real.
Stay strong bro. Stay strong.
Good chapter, but shit shining armor lighten up man! This guys been though so much. But nope! Your just gonna put him through more shit. Serioulsy shining armor, fuck you.
Can't wait for the next one
4952621 Shining we still treat Nondis as an Earth Pony anyway. That's probably Shining's plan to get Nondis to quit and forfeit the engagement.
4957420 But the earth ponies have more stamina and power because their magic, something a human don't have
4957422 EXACTLY my point.
4957513 Maybe he will be need to be treated like a unicorn that can't do magic, after all they don't have that stamina and have more brains
He can't use magic and he can't fly. This sounds more like putting this human through Earth Pony training to me. Try to exhaust the guy so he will quit and not be able to even be Twilight's girlfriend, let alone betrothed.
4957630 You should realize by now that Shining is just a massive douche. This whole universe is a douche.
Just another reminder that fine print should not be allowed. Really everyone should use obvious print. Duh.
... and this is off my bookmarks.
Its always the damn fine print.
Mandatory military services in order to date the princess, there is no way to describe this other then ridicules. Up until the previous chapter I thought this was one of the greatest stories I ever read, but the shear ridiculousness and OOC of Twilights actions have made me think otherwise.
So Twilight wanted Nondis to stay, yet couldn't bring herself to admit she loved him, so she completely separated him from her in the hopes of ... I don't know. Surly she didn't want to make herself and everyone else miserable, but I can't imagine what she thought would actually happen, and it only worked out thanks to outside influence. Twilight is always portrayed has overly logical, I can not accept that she would not realize there was no way any benefit could of come from what she was doing.
I read on into this chapter expecting these issues to be addressed, but they weren't. The mouth and a half of suffering she put them through? Forgotten. The shear stupidity of her actions? Ignored. I do actually expect the stories I read to explain, why.
Well this has taken a sharp turn into the ridiculous. This chapter was nothing more than one reason after another why he should make a run for that portal and never look back upon this utterly nonsensical world he's found himself in.
And what about the Crystal Empire? Shouldn't the royal couple be, you know, fucking running it?
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Basically what this fellow said with a side of "stop adding new conditions". It's turning into one of those "would you rather/what if" scenarios where the one posing it adds a new condition every time you give them an answer they don't like or exploit a loophole they didn't notice.
On and on and on until you finally give them the answer that they want to hear. That's how this whole fiasco has become. It's just new condition after new condition. It would be one thing if these were new issues with new causes but they're not. It's the same issue just getting a buff to prolong its lifespan every time the end seems to be in sight.
Shining you fucking Jew.
Oh, this is going to suck for him, and be hilarious for us.
You know, that's the first time I've seen that one. Good on ya, mate.
hmmm my only hope is to see Shining get his via Nondis at some point. Or have something happen where Shining stops being such a huge asshole. Stilllll.... *Hands Shining a list of burn wards of Equestria* That's for you pal... for when Celestia roasted your ass like a fucking holiday Turkey. Also I read Hayseed Ranch as Raunchy Hayseed for some reason....
At this point Nondis should just break up with Twilight, Twilight will do whatever it takes to get him back, the ancient laws are overwritten, and now nondis is back.
Unless of course that is what happens, I'll just keep reading
It has been a very long time since I have encountered An Hero
Well, I managed to hold out until this chapter.
I'm done.
I'm still surprised how easy everybody seems to be taking the fact, that if Shiny ever met the human alone he would try to crush his windpipe and kill him, as if he never tried that once and almost succeeded.
... oh wait a second, he already did attempt murder, instead of arresting him and putting the guy on trial.
... I'm sorry but this really seems very unnatural for a reaction regarding Cadance, plus the pink pony as the princess of love actually downplaying Shining's obviously deeply seething hatred towards different species (changelings foremost) doesn't really match her role.
There isn't, or wasn't, even that much of a difference between Caramel's and Shiny's behavior, except for the fact that despite being a rapist, abuser and manipulative jerk, Caramel actually offered politeness, with concealed ill intend behind it, for the human during their first encounter.
It was a polite: "Excuse me sir, please piss off, or I might get nasty.", disregarding his actual obejctive (getting pinkie).
In Shiny's case, he was more like: "I'ma crush yo neck an' shiiiet down yo maw! Yo ain't gonna get away mofo. I'ma gun yo down!"
He actually went with a direct, possibly fatal, physical attack, as he was having problems to restrain himself, instead of talking or warning the opposition, to the point where he endangered the life of a foreign species that was under protection of the law of equestria, while additionally he did all that as a law enforcement member of equestria no less.
Shiny decided to be prosecute, judge and executor by himself, instead of taking him prisoner and putting him legally by the laws of equestria.
That is the behavior of a vigilante, not of a royal guard.
At least thanks to twilight's pleading, he didn't kill him... he just almost did.
So there you have it, it seems unreal how Cadence or the Royal sisters downplay his behavior, or tolerate it to the degree he expresses.
In the case of the royal sisters, yes the Changelings did attack Canterlot first, yes they did take "hostages", since they are now out of pony territory, Sunbutt and Moonbutt can't just order an all out attack on them, and risk however many troops (ponies) to wipe them out, or end their party.
I assume it also has to do with the environmental landscape, especially since many ponies might not be familiar with it, so they would be put at increased danger of either capture or elimination.
But Shiny? Because of his personal experience of course (wedding) he is just rearing to go and doesn't even see reason.
It seems to me that he really has some mental issues, either brought up or intensified lately, after his "wedding" experience.
That of course is bolstering his anti 'non-pony' obsession. Alas, even to the point where he can't/hardly can't control himself.
Honestly, he doesn't seem fit for his position anymore, at least for the moment. His rash behavior and overreaction paired with aggressiveness may even pointlessly endanger the troops (ponies) he commands.
So yeah, Shiny's problems seem to be taken too lightly here, especially his aggressiveness.
WARNING: Moron detected!
Adera, but goodbye.
I just can't deal with this story. I don't know why, but I just can't.
.... I no longer understand the motivations of Nondis, don't get me wrong I do not like him as a character he is one of the most spineless and cowardly humans I've read in an HiE but I digress. Twilight is downright being sexually manipulative toward him and everyone (including Twilight) having him sign these contracts are actively withholding information from him to the point where I don't think he can make an informed consent to the contract at all. So I don't understand why he's going along with all of this other than his spinelessness.
This is a trainwreck. This story is an actual trainwreck that I hate to watch, but can't take my eyes away from. When I read about him molesting Rarity, I was glad, because I thought, "FINALLY!! This story has finally crossed where I can no longer bear to read it!" Unfortunately the author put a note saying that it was all a dream, and I was back to square one.
this comment section is fucking gold
angry manchildren acting like they know what they're talking about
Eeyup!
Still nothing in regards to Shiny's attempted murder of Nondis, not including the fact that if Shiny and Nondis were alone, Shiny would most assuredly try and """Disappear""" Nondis like the xenophobic prick he is.
"Oh sorry twi, but nondis said he needed some air and took a walk, and we found his body in the dumpster after he was strangled."
And they'd most likely believe it.
Anon, that bastard thought he could plow a royalty witbout a care in the world. Now Shining himself is going to oversee his military training? Hilarious. You have my respect author and I hope Anon grows from this experience and stops being a whiny bitch.
Also
Don't you mean Ponysia
Cause' we're all Ponysians and we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land from the enemy coming in
We'll keep them north of the Zambesi, till that river's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper, for Ponysians never die