Nondis is a man who managed to find himself Equestria. While Twilight and the other princesses try to find him a way home, he realizes that finding a way back is only a minor problem in comparison to his growing attachments to some of the Mane Six.
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Back from the dead. Again.
I can see some kind of potential way out of this. Fight blackmail with blackmail. Get some heavy dirt on Count and threaten him with it. If that doesnt work, then threaten someone he cares about. He may be willing to destroy Nondis to prove his superiority, and he may even succeed. But Nondis could destroy him at the same time, and they'll both go down. He'd just have to decide if his pride is worth trying to "put the monkey" in his place.
Just kill Spike already, that idiot needs to go at this point along with that douche Senator Count.
I can only hope some hellish misfortune falls upon Count
I say twilight has got to kill spike. Or maybe rarity. But really. And also the whole chairman board gets filled with lead. And boom. Shits fixed. Since it's a monarchy the princesses just has to Parton the execution of the board and go on the diddly way
Well, your bridges are well and truly torched now Spike, have fun being Count Slimeball's slave. Maybe he'll give you the honor of ripping off Twilight's wings yourself if he wins. You can keep them right next to her heart which you pretty much already ripped out now.
Seriously, just a few quick assassinations and everything's sunshine and rainbows!
Gods I hope this'll be resolved in one big chapter like with the changelings, cause I don't think I could take months of this...
I sincerelly can't see why Luna and Celestia still try it.
They want the throne? Got them, but also, they don't get up the sun and the moon, let them take care of Discord.
Or maybe declare Ponyville "New Equestria" if they want Equestria, leave it to them. And if someone try to do something, let's see try to do something to 3 alicorns a draconequs and a full village with human weapons.
Is that or make 'accidents' to every noble. It could be sad, but is better.
Hmmmm, we wonder if anyone would morn the loss of Parliament if there were a full scale riot. Conveniently the Royal guard being unable to respond due to military drills three days away, yes, quite troubling wouldn't that be?
Oh my God People! What the funk is wrong with all you Spike haters? He's a God damn KID! For fucks sake. Not only is he a monster raised as a pony, he is expected to behave like an adult. Kids do stupid things especially when going through puberty. How many of you have almost gotten yourselves killed doing some stupid stunt just because you thought it was a good idea at the time? Now throw in a bunch of predator Instinct that for the past 12-15 years he's Ben forced to ignore. Your looking at a volatile cocktail of hormones. Then instead of helping him cope with these things, they ship him off to be scooped up by the most twisted evil pony since Sombra. Every thing that has happened since Spike was sent away could be chalked up to parental neglect. Problem kids don't get better by removing them from their families. Especially if the place they end up is toxic. As bad as Spikes actions are, the ones at fault are those who gave up on him in the first place. Everyone is too focused on themselves to help Spike, just as he was to wrapped up in his narrow world view. Nondis made parallels between Spike and himself but when things got to hard to handle he loaded his own self loathing onto Spike and dumped him.
So before we all start trying to crucify the kid, maybe someone should own up to failing him.
MILK DOESN'T HAVE AN EXPIRATION DATE! It's a SELL BY DATE!! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE, PEOPLE!
The sell by date is for the store's use, primarily. Products like milk tend to be good for a few days after that date (only way to be sure is to pour it our of the jug and smell/taste it). Canned goods have a BEST BY date. They often remain safe for long after the date, but to ensure best quality and freshness should be consumed by or before that date. Medicine is something that should be more strictly watched.
That last line tied it up in a nice little knot. The neuse, that is.
to me this looks like a simple solution.
Strap up, arm himself and his allies, go to this place and wreck shit.
End the conflict that's going on there by whatever means, fulfill the requirements of his summons.
Then he can calmly walk up to Penny pincher, and his crony pony and spit in his eye.
Spike is in with the wrong crowd, and cant get past nondis, fine, he can see clearly that where he's at has turned those that he values the most against him. I suspect he'll see the error of his ways, and maybe just maybe assist in bringing down pincher by being the one on the inside.
I know it's count demoney but penny pincher seems more appropos
Yeah I don't believe you, Nondis catching a break? Never going to happen with how you keep writing him into these situations. Poor guy would be better off dead at this point. Shining most likely hates him... again. Which makes me wonder if you enjoy torturing the guy. I ask myself if this is worth continuing to read because it seems like nothing good will come to Nondis... ever. Then again you are living up to the stories title...
Siri, where can I hide a dead body?
...Okay, I can already see how a few of these things will end.
1: Cunt Dickmoney Must. Die. ...Painfully.
2: Spike is finally starting to recognize what a tool he's been now that he's had more time to cool off, as well as being shown that not only does Nondis have a family that would mourn him (a fact that never even crossed his mind until it was figuratively shoved in his face during the photo-op), but also just how much his own family/friends truly care for him.
...He's most likely gonna get a Heel Realization moment, possibly followed by the Redemption Equals Death trope.
3: As far as Nondis' fucked up love polygon is concerned...
Twilight.
Even if he does wind up going with the herd angle, after this chapter I think it's safe to assume that Nondis and Twilight will be together in the end.
Because aft-
I WILL BUCKING MURDER YOU IF WE AREN'T!!!
(whimper) ...What she said.
The senator needs to die a slow,agonizing,utterly satisfying death.
Damn... S@#$ just got real....
The alicorns are useless in this story. Absolutely useless.
That was the best chapter in whole story. All pieces revealed, all bits exposed and connected. The amount of drama is simply delicious. I imagined myself as discord in the center of dining room eating popcorn and watching all this drama.
Excelent story. Keep up the good work.
That is the mature content i am happy to read. I really need something similiar to read.
Two words: False Flag.
And pin the blame on the Count and his cohorts.
If I'm going to Tartarus I'm taking you with me!
There are a BUNCH of dumb ass ponies there. I would of had that Senator in a cell so fast. He just admitted to Knowingly helping an attempted assasin. And that said assasin was the one to file charges would make said charges very suspect.
Can't help feeling that this chapter is just supposed to make the reader angry by throwing out the intelligence of everyone involved.
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Haven't they already done that?
This could have ended so quickly. Between the four princesses they could gather almost all the guard in not all of them. They would also have most of the support of there people. They could easily march on the senate and hang them all from the castle walls. End the parliament right their on the spot and take control of the country. Plus it would have been funny if Twilight shook it off as cunt was about to leave and had him taken by the guard and hung from the walls of her castle and began a bloody uprising.
ugh, this fic is a meme...
There's only two times that I can recall in my life when I genuinely wanted to murder someone. This is now the third time.
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you know by rights he and everyone that sighed the assignment could be charged with tresion against the crown. knowing full well that those mountains are a death sentence. that could be construe as trying to take out the caption of the guard and attempted coup.
Execution by human firing squad is looking more and more appealing for the count and his cohorts.
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