Nondis is a man who managed to find himself Equestria. While Twilight and the other princesses try to find him a way home, he realizes that finding a way back is only a minor problem in comparison to his growing attachments to some of the Mane Six.
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DEAR... FUCKING... AAAAAARRRGH!
Irl overload plus writersblock.exe.
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*chapter abruptly rises from behind me*
HOLY FU-
............ MOAR YOU SEXY BEAST OF A MAN YOU!!
Yahoo!
Finally! People started having some semblance of mature conversation.
I wonder what could be the reaction of Twilight and the others as they show them "Harry Potter"
Spike got so wrecked the the space-time continium got wrecked
All I can say is, Go Melanie!
You know... Somehow for the last 7-10 chapters or so, I will be reading something or just browsing the internet and go "Huh, it's been a while. It's Complicated should probably update soon". Then without fail within a few days the chapter posts.
I'm scared guys, help me!
Wow, she verbally castrated Spike.
Melanie just tore spike a new asshole.
It was awesome.
Someone's shit got wrecked ;D
That was freaking glorious and so worth the wait, about time spike got chewed out.
Well, it was about damn time someone gave Spike the 'Reason you Suck' Speech, and really told him all the flaws with him are, now if only one can be given to Nondis for all the shit he can't do because he is so indecisive. For a moment I thought Mel was gonna team up with Spike to ruin everything but the twist in that plan changed. Verbal Castration indeed.
Loved the update.:D
Well am lost for words you magnificent bastard .
You have no idea how many orphans I had to sacrifice in the name of the dark lord Chin Chin while waited for this update
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My respect towards Melanie shot up with this chapter.
Also nice to see Nondis give a decisive answer to one of his potential girlfriends. Still has a long way to go, but he's heading on the right path.
When the hell is spike gonna reach that breaking point? I'm waiting.......watching
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Put Spike in Erin's situation. Levi is Melanie. And let your imagination run free.
Spike reminds me of another twerp from a few years ago.
Now that I watch this again, the parallels are staggering.
Are you actually going to expand on that idea twi had when she was drunk about turning Nondis into a pony?
6722509 I have no answer to that statement. But let's just say this: It was thought of.
*sighs*
There is one thing people forget when talking to or dealing with Spike. He is a DRAGON. A baby one, one raised by ponies, but a dragon nonetheless.
Dragons will do whatever it takes to keep what they feel belongs to them, and kill anyone that tries to take it. Spike feels Rarity belongs to him. No matter how wrong it is, it's what he believes. The more people try to talk him into letting her go, the harder he is going to fight to keep her or destroy who he feels is the competition. If Spike was a big enough dragon, Nondis would be dead, and Rarity would have been kept in a cave somewhere with the rest of his hoard. The only way to stop him at this point is to force him to leave Equestria and keep him out, lock him up in a dungeon somewhere under maximum security, or kill him. Nondis could also challenge him like he did Shining Armor, but that would only work if they were on somewhat equal footing.
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It's even worse than that, considering Spike had that growth spurt before, and he actually indicated that it just recently happened even more frequently, everyone at this point is antagonizing him.
He is still a kid, a teenager mind you and well educated thanks to twilight, but still a kid, who just recently got into discovering sexuality.
It's a critical phase.
I really do sympathize with him in this story. His way of acting is not really his own fault, but a provoked reaction thanks to Rarity not having told him her expectations and wishes early on, and clearing the situation in a definitive manner.
On the other hand, I still hate Rarity sometimes how she treats him even in canon series. I still find her manipulative and exploitative in regards to him as well as other males, regardless of all the different generous acts she performes.
Despite spike beeing made out as the bad guy here, I really don't see him like that. Instead, I question the knowledge, smarts and experience of all mature ponies around him not to recognize the potential danger arising from what they are doing to him.
I do realize Mel and Non don't know shit about dragons, but Twilight and Rarity, who have witnessed what dragon greed is capable of doing to Spike, namely transforming him into a parody of godzilla, should really know better than to think they have him under control and that it is wise to antagonize him. It's like they have a bunch of goop as their brains, completely disregarding of what happened back then in that episode.
This is not an enchanted changeling brute with armor they will have to deal with if things go south, which already appears to be the case here, this is a full grown Dragon with rage and thoughts of revenge on all those who have wronged him and tried to keep him from his stash.
This is an even far more dangerous Spike then in that episode, because he is now even ready to kill.
And considering Rarity was the one able to calm him down in an instant, she can just as much be his emotional trigger to grow to Godzilla sizes in a matter of seconds again, just like the hulk.
The difference? This time he would be out for blood, especially human blood, and to get his treasure away safe and sound to his cave, so Rarity is gonna grow old with him anyway, only in chains this time.
Do they stand a chance against him once he has grown? Never. Only the intervention of either Discord or Celestia, would make this a leveled match and until then Spike could cause havoc and destruction akin to a nuclear fallout, ESPECIALLY since he'd be much more enraged then ever before.
I really hope them antagonizing him will bite them in their collective asses soon enough.
Even Sunset got a second chance offered by Twilight, so why don't they treat Spike with the same respect?
He has been repelled, abandoned, down rated or ranked, insulted and pushed away, even by his sister/mother figure named Twilight.
Really now, how stupid can they actually be ignoring the potency of the upcoming dragon shitstorm?
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It's gets even, even more worse than that when you realize the one and only reason why Spike as a character has been completely bastardized is just so Nondis looks better in comparison and just becames another car on Nondis' ever growing pity train. Honestly it's pretty damn disgusting.
My god are the females in this story F'ing Sl*ts. For starters Melanie owes Nondis an apology for being a F'ing piece of $#!T. If she knew and/or suspected Nondis had feelings for her and never fully addressed it then she was merely leading him on and/or being a bad friend, probable both. Oh, it's her choice who she wants to date, is it? That's true, that's true. Well, now that he's actually dating someone she now suddenly wants to actually give him a chance? If I was Nondis I would be "oh so why the sudden change of heart? You finally realizing what I meant to you? Well, too bad you lost your chance. Find someone else," and that's basically what he said to her. That's of course assuming I've been friends with her as long as Nondis has. If it was like a year or two and I watched her date several scumbags and come crying to me everytime and went back to different scumbags as opposed to give me a try, despite knowing I would love to date her, I would be far far more harsher, quite frankly I'd want nothing to do with such a manipulative B!TCH. Melanie said "love is blind," well lots of people are blind and she was and still is one of them, and now she's trying to be all preachy to Spike while beginning the process of doing exactly what Spike is doing.
My only wish is that Nondis starts dating everyone but her, and then for him to come to her for comfort when it doesn't work out, so she can get a taste of what he went through. She needs this medicine, b/c she somehow still does not get it. She considers Spike malfunctional, yet the guy who was breaking down doors to get to her was perfectly fine to be with for a little longer? Apparently after all her experiences with relationships she never learned basic $#!T. She's trash at relationships ATM. It's like she didn't hear Spike at all. Nothing wrong with wanting $ex from someone you're attracted too. That's what she's been doing for years it would seem, yet when some guy who has the hots for her has the gull to suffer her bad dating decisions for years says that he would very much like to have $ex with her, it's suddenly the only thing he wants? Does she really think he'd still be around if that's all he wanted? GD I cannot stand selfish people like that. ADDRESS THE ISSUE and move on, otherwise she's a selfish prick worth no ones efforts and I'm glad she suffered plenty of bad relationships. This stuff just makes me mad, I can see lots of situations where the person being crushed on just doesn't know and in that case it's on the person with the crush. But if they do know, and/or suspect it and never say anything about it, especially if they go to them for comfort after a failed or several failed relationships, then they're just being manipulative and/or a horrible friend via not addressing it or at least trying to address it.
Rarity and Spike is an age thing, Rarity said as much, so that's just something Spike needs to accept, that and Rarity is also being a manipulative B!TCH via taking advantage of his time and efforts knowing full well what he wants(which is a romantic relationship) and knowing that she has no intention of giving it, for obvious reasons, but sense those reasons are being that he's a kid, she should be the adult and stop taking advantage of him.
Well, you certainly got me feeling mad. Good job.
Seems Mel got a circumstantial confession from spike, and since Nondis was within ear reach, could hold Spike under reasonable suspicion as a POI in the case of the assassination attempt
well, at lease someone finally called out that emotionally stunted reptile on his niceguy syndrome.
The teenage drama is grinding my gears.
I just realized flash never got a medal kinda unfair