Nondis is a man who managed to find himself Equestria. While Twilight and the other princesses try to find him a way home, he realizes that finding a way back is only a minor problem in comparison to his growing attachments to some of the Mane Six.
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Off to a bit of a grimy start, aren't we?
Merry Christmas you sick fuck. Now it's game time. Non has to shut everything down close all portals to the human world or at least set claymores up so whoever does get in gets a fun surprise. Move Kal to twilight's. Or even the castle itself if need be. Get that hotel mare out of there for sure. Then. Gun time. Guns guns guns. And get his boys in too. They gotta cut the heart out on this bitch then clean house from there. Sure blood will be spilled but it needs to happen. Anyway love ya and see you next time my guy
Jesus fuck the ending..
Next chapter pls 🤣
Here I was thinking I'd get to catch up on some sleep for Christmas.
All jokes aside, amazing gift for sure.
If I had to sum up the this chapter in three words it would be. Nondis versus Voldemort.
Oooooh boy. Monster chapter incoming. Gonna have to work through that on a day when I have time.
Also, Merry Christmas!
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You asked for it.
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lmao you're crazy my guy
holy shit that ending was batchit crazy Oo
kant wait for the next chapter. i am also very imprest with the curent chapter size, hm i am spoild ^^
umbra is nutts with that little tric of his he knows how to properly mindfuck you shezes
editorial after 1 minute: next chapter in my feed Oo "happy chrismass" :D wow ^^
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Can we just get Discord in here to take Umbra to the little nightmare dimensional plane he calls home and replace his brain with cheese?
Seriously this just went as downhill as fast as it possibly could, shit just got the realest it can. The only response should be blood. These fuckers have gone too far now.
As both a war veteran(]raq,Afghanistan) and former LEO,I can attest to just how rancid a decayed corpse can smell,it's something you will never forget.
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Same as a Syria vet. My first time smelling it was after putting in a fresh pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen. To this day, the smell of Wintergreen will occasionally make me dry heave.
Jeepers!
There is no bucking way they'd be able to get Rarity on a commercial flight from Bergstrom to Kennedy. Any ID they got her would be immediately flagged as a forgery on being scanned at the ticket counter and security checkpoint. Then there is that full body security cylinder you have to go through. Considering Rarity's probable expectations, Domestic First Class flights wouldn't really impress her other than the speed and altitude--both of which would impress a Bolt or Dash more. Nondis might be able to get her there on a private jet from Austin Executive to Teterboro and it would definitely work in her favor at being "catered to" in such a manner.
Second, if you really want to cater to Rarity's occupation, she should be taken during "NY Fashion Week" and stay at the Trump or the Mandarin-Oriental as both have spas included. For a Broadway show--Aladdin, Wicked, Lion King, or Music Man.
Third, if you wanted to have her go there in a manner with decidedly less security restrictions, then, perhaps, AMTRAK would be a better option. It's a 58-hour trip 1-way from Austin-Amtrak to Penn Station with a layover at Chicago Union. At the time - pre-Pandemic (and before that idiot took over AMTRAK)--, the food for "Room Service" on AMTRAK was quite nice. For a short time after the latter, it had dropped, but now, thankfully, it's on its way back, but still not as great as it originally was. A private Bedroom would allow her to drop the illusion of her human form when it gets too tiring for her as well as allow her to see the scenery of America pass by. The only real need for her magic to be used during which would, of course, be for her to thoroughly clean the grime off the toilet/shower stall as the industrial cleaners just don't get it all and always leave behind a film.
Also, if you get the "Family Bedroom" (sleeps 4) or a "connected pair", Twilight would most likely invite herself/be invited just for the culture at New York and Chicago Museums and Libraries.
Aughhhh, my heart!