After the Smarty Pants incident, Twilight revisited one subject of books that she never did master: Self-help books. This time, its working! And with new things open to her, Twilight decides to liven up her life a bit.

And what better way to hit the track galloping than by pranking Pinkie Pie?

Her changes will bring both amusement and concern from her loved ones, wondering if they should be worried something is wrong or just happy she's enjoying herself. Because, either way, they got to admit its funny that Pinkie Pie thinks Twilight is reading her mind.

Slightly OOC Twilight, but that's the entire premise.

Timing is Season Three, Post-Sombra but Pre-Alicorn

While working on a spell to see if Pinkie and Applejack are related, Twilight discovers that she has a little sister: Scootaloo! But how is this possible? And, more importantly, how will this affect them?

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Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Ruler of the Shivering Isles. Crafter of dangerously unstable magical artifacts. Cheese aficionado. A lonely old man.

Discord, Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. Once Ruler of Equestria. Master of unraveling reality. Maker of cotton candy clouds filled with chocolate rain. For some reason an infant.

Now read of this pair as Father and Son.

...abandon Logic, all ye who enter here.

Part of the PWNY-verse.
New cover image by ProfessorCatPro

Drake McCain was your typical adult nerd doing typical adult nerd stuff. Until he got dragged to Equestria by a certain chaotic weirdo. What could possibly go wrong? Everything.

Note: this story will contain the following- sarcasm, ineptitude, dirty jokes (are there any other kind?) and much, much, more!

Twilight Sparkle, described by many as the brightest girl they know, decide to leave the prestigious school of Crystal Prep and go to a new school: Canterlot High. She wanted to a brighter and more relaxed setting for her education. However, even though she wanted to change school, Twilight does not have an interest in making friends.

But on her first day of her new school, Twilight come across a crown. Everyone told her that it's the crown that they gunna use for the upcoming dance; the Fall Formal. However, Twilight feels that there is something wrong with the crown. It didn't help matters that Sunset Shimmer, the ruler of the school, is being cruel to her for no adequately explained reason.

Will Twilight solve the mystery of the school? Will she discover a world that isn't too far from her own? What will become of the group of ex-friends that she is keep running into? Will Twilight Sparkle Learn the magic of friendship before the big dance?

"Where am I?"

"...Wait a minute, isn't this the FIMfiction.com Website? Am I a displaced? Ah Crap..."

"Well if we're gonna be spending some time together might as well get straight to the point."

"Name's Sans, not the skeleton. Kinda ironic that Sans means without in French, the language that the game OFF came from."

"Anyhow that name to me is dead, for I now bare the face of a powerful beast named 'The Batter'."

"Anyhow I bet you know I'm going to THAT world..."

"Actually it's the other side Sans."

"Wait are you talking about that High School Musical Human Dimension?"

"Yes"

"Ah Crap..."

Anyway I believe your time here is spent 'Batter'...

"So I'm not gonna remember this will I?"

Nope.

"Well if that's the case, can you at least tell me who'll end up with romantically?"

...Fine...

(Whispers)

"...I freaking knew it!"

Takes place after the 1st movie and before Rainbow Rocks.

OFF is owned by Mortis Ghost

HOME is owned by Felix The Judge (RIP: Felix)

CONTINUE STOP RISE is owned by M-256/Isasapiens.

Spoilers for all 3 games and more fangames ahead.

Rated T for light to medium swears , light gore, some sexual innuendo, and sexual references.

[Rationalfic Deconstruction / Subversion of Displaced]
You’ve read the stories of people from Earth being “Displaced”: Their bodies are changed, their minds are warped, and they’re thrown across the multiverse, to whatever world and timeline their supernal "Displacers" decide upon.  Well, this story isn’t one of them...

...because when they tried to remake me, I didn’t let them.

A Rationalist Horror story, in which an Occultist from some version of Earth (implied to be the World of Darkness) undermines her own Displacement and ends up as a Self-Modifying Construct. Scientific Inquiry, Philosophical Debate, Rational Discussion, Body Horror, and Existential Hijinks ensue. Themes, Concepts, and Style inspired by HP Lovecraft, Elizer Yudkowsky, Gordon R Dickson, Edgar Allen Poe, Modern Prometheus (Frankenstein), Dresden Codak, World of Darkness, and Friendship is Optimal.
^{Front page on JUL 28th, AUG 12th, OCT 30, and every update after that.}

Your story breaks the shitty norm that most displaced stories have in common by being an 'actually interesting story' instead of a powertrip for a horny teen.

This is like brain porn. My head hurts but in a good way.

Author’s Notes

I often find Displaced fics to be more often Miss than Hit with me. Often, they're generic, poorly written, or just do not do anything worth reading with the concept.  This is an experiment to trt out a few other concepts which aren’t used often, even by me, including some which directly subvert Displaced as a genre, and maybe even come up with some advice for those authors. This is also a crossover with the upcoming Dragon: The Oroboroi Chronicles, a World of Darkness rulebook which I lead the development team for.

I hope you all enjoy this, and I implore you to leave some feedback in the comments section: I'll experimenting with a few uncommon concepts here, and I'd like to know how people feel about how they're coming across. :3

FAQ

Because people keep bringing these things up...

Horror/Dark Tags

I've had multiple people ask "how bad does it get?" Note the lack of the "gore", "sad", or "mature" tags or anything like that. Yes, there is blood and death at some point in this story, but the real horror of this story comes from the philosophical and scientific quandaries the characters go through: this is "intellectual horror", not "visceral horror".

Length

In the interest of this NOT becoming one of those long, sprawling fics, I plan to keep this limited to a manageable 10 chapter limit, not counting Prologue and Epilogue. No one wants to read something that long, and I'd rather not be stressing over this 6 months from now.

Sequel

The Sequel is already in the works, with scenes already written. It will be a more episodic story revolving around world optimization and interplanar hijinks.

Crossovers

To be clear, I do plan on having the main character make one of those "Token" things, but as they often get in the way of actual stories, that won't happen until the end of the story. The Sequel will be crossover-heavy.

During an otherwise ordinary bus ride on the way back from the Friendship Games, Indigo Zap and her friends reflect upon what they have seen and experienced.

Until one of them has an unsettling realization about the very moral fibre of their characters.

Rated Teen for mature language.
Special Thanks to SolidFire for his editing work.
Cover image by the talented Uotapo
Story inspired by the works of Mitchell and Webb

For as long as she can remember, Scootaloo has lived in orphanages, not knowing the identities of her parents. She's happy enough in Ponyville, but deep down she still wishes she had a real mom and dad. So when she's given an assignment to write about her family, she starts looking for answers.

What she finds will shock her.

Sort of done as a response to a prompt by Phoenix Nebula.

EDIT: Re-wrote part of chapter 1, and edited later chapters so they make sense with the rewriting.

Another Edit: Dang, 2000 views , you guys are awesome

New cover made by Scarlet's Feed

Listen to it here.

This story is a sequel to Please Forgive Me

Its been a few months since Scootaloo found out that Rainbow Dash was her mother, and the two couldn't be happier together. However when they find out that Scootaloo's condition is more complicated than they knew about before and Rainbow Dash receives a letter from an old "friend", things start to get hectic.

At the same time, a looming threat still remains on the horizon, one that can offer you your deepest desires, for a price.