• Published 23rd Apr 2017
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OFF the rails - The Winged Merchant



We all know the drill with displacing, I just didn't expect it to happen to me, as The Batter no less.

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Introductions

Well this is gonna be weird, falling through a weird tunnel for Lord... no, Celestia knows how long. If I'm gonna be in MLP EG, might as well use the proper grammar and terms.

So I bet your wondering how I ended up like this, well it was a few hours ago.

...Yeah not as dramatic as "many years ago" or "a long time ago" isn't it?

So anyhow...

It was the day of a convention with my parents and my younger brother, me being 16 and him being 12.

We were going inside as he came in dressed as a white cat as he wore a cat mask with an insane grin on it. I however wore a Black and White baseball gear with white hair dye, eye black under my eyes, as I held a grey bat. We were The Judge and The Batter respectively.

We saw many people but I found on a shelf of a store, 3 large white rings stood on display, the Add-Ons, I immediately checked the price.

"$5.00 an Add-On? That's a really good but cheap fair price." I looked at the merchant and asked for the rings, he gave them to me after I gave him my 3 $5 dollar bills. I failed to notice them glowing a bright light as I carried them out of the store as I saw my legs fade away, I didn't scream I only said "...huh, well this isn't going be as boring as I thought, this might get interesting." as I faded away completely as I found myself falling and here we are now.

If I knew this was gonna happen I would have just left with my $15 bucks. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers.

I was nearing the bottom as I noticed that I saw a school was my "destination" so to speak.

"Ah crap." I said out loud.

When I hit it nothing but darkness, although I could have just fainted as well, hard to tell. Anyhow from here on out, I don't even know what's going down. But oh well, let's just hope things don't go OFF the rails. Heh, that pun was so bad it was good.

A light shined as I felt myself get up.

"Hm... as a red wearing fat Italian had said many times before, 'Let's-a go'."

Author's Note:

So welcome to my 1st FanFic, OFF the rails.

I noticed a distinct lack of OFF fanfics on this site.

Anyhow if you wanna do a crossover with your displace, you have to give some time for The Batter to get settled in first. Just wanna get this out of the way.