Compared to their past heists, this one was going rather badly. It takes an armored truck being driven by their "handler" to get the crew out of this one. But before they could celebrate yet another pile of money in their possession, one of the strangest things happens...

While all of the politicians, scientists, and the military are worrying about the portals that opened up to some kind of alternate dimension, the crew blends in with the crowds of people coming to this world full of "ponies".
But of course, the allure of more heists presents itself even here...
So it's time to load up and grab your mask. It's payday.

Ignores the season 3 finale, and as such the entirety of season 4

Death's job is simple. When somepony dies, it's up to him to make sure they pass on smoothly. Equestria isn't that large, and so his job is normally simple. A few here and there aren't ready to move on, and he helps them as much as he can. For him, life, or whatever it is you want to call it, is simple. Until Princess Luna, the only living being who can freely acces his little office, shows up with a request.

After all, Twilight is an alicorn now, and certain pieces of paper need to be filled out.

"Five." Universal simply stated. He had heard Universal say this so many times he could take her place. "Four." He ran a quick diagnostic check of all crucial systems. "Three." Fabrication systems are up to par, Lathe is stable and charged. "Two." The weaponry systems were powered up, plenty of reserve energy for unexpected conflict. "One." He enabled surge defenses on all systems as a portal opened, and the Seraph flew through. He would not be prepared for what he would find on Equis. And it was certainly not prepared for him.

A crossover story between Planetary Annihilation and Friendship is Magic. This is the first story I've written in a long time, so criticism is more than welcome.

The cover image isn't the best, I know.

Twilight walks into Quills and Sofas to find out, to her surprise, that Chrysalis works there.

Art made by Kamikakushi!

Now with a silky smooth Youtube reading by Wayart Narration!

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia is in your bed.

It's hard to get rid of a sun goddess when she doesn't want to be gotten rid of.

Reading the prequel is highly recommended. Find Chapter 3 here!
Rated teen for mild language.
Now with audio reading by MelancholyIguana
Cover art by SilFoe.

Princess Celestia is in your bed, and you don't know why: what do?

Cute, funny, and short. Have fun reading!

Proofreading by RaylanKrios.
Now with audio reading by CaptainBron3y
Second audio reading by MeloncholyIguana.

Based on this story:
Princess Celestia is (still) in your Bed
Princess Celestia Has Stolen All Your Bed Sheets
Drunk CelestAI Is In Your Bed
Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed
Princess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine

A Planetary Annhilation/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic crossover.

My first fanfiction, and my first work of fiction in general. Criticism of any sort is highly appriciated.

Equis. A world that, aside from a select few small conflicts, knows nothing of conflict, much less war. However, that all changes suddenly as an ancient remnant of a long-forgotten race's intergalactic war is revived by a dying star and hurtled toward Equestria. This Commander will cause untold chaos in Equis as the planet's inhabitants find that there is a new being residing here. A giant, quadrupedal metal being fashioned by an ancient race for the purpose of waging a war long forgotten. Nopony can tell you what that will do to the planet's politics, but one thing is certain: The group that ends up with it on their side after the dust settles will end up with power beyond their wildest dreams.

After the Wolf King's infamous visit to Ponyville, Pinkie Pie is sent to help him as he prepares for the final battle.

The God Emperor of Mankind also wants her to join the Space Wolves.

The 42nd Millennium is going to lose its Grimdarkness.

A sequel to Leman Russ Visits Ponyville.

OH SWEET EMPEROR WHY.

Featured on 08/11/14. PRAISE BE TO THE EMPEROR! (I mean Khorne)

In the future, we'll colonize the solar system, cure cancer, clone the human genome, and build trans-dimensional hoodies that can summon tiny talking horses from an alternate universe.

It's pretty snazzy.

Cover art by xioade.

There is no beginning and no ending; only hoodies and the poni poni poni that fill them.

With just a few hundred easy payments, the Flim Flam al-

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And in the news today, Emperor T-

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HEY THERE, TANKIST! ARE YOU BORED OF SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY? DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES WITH METAL BOXES? IS YOUR NAME SVEN?!
THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE TANKE SHOPPE THAT WE HAVE RECENTLY OPENED NEAR YOU, AND YOU TOO CAN BE MIGHTY TANK COMMANDER LIKE...........APPARENTLY PONYKIND DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A FAMOUS ONE! COME ON DOWN ANYWAY!