The Warp
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Leman Russ was bored. Again.
The Primarch of the Space Wolves had just returned from his vacation to Ponyville, a place which he now despised due to the draconian prohibition of alcohol plaguing the land. When he arrived, he quickly got into a fight with Angron, his crazy brother who sold his soul to the Blood God, Khorne (YAY KHORNE! *BLAM!* ) and ascended to a mighty Daemon Prince.
It was a grand battle, but the Wolf King was quickly pushed back due to the fight being in that wacky place called, you guessed it, the Warp! Luckily for Mr Russ, the wounds he received from his psychopath brother healed quickly, and he was now back in that one place we was in at the beginning of the last story. (YAY CONTINUITY!) The boring part of the Warp.
LEMAN....
"Huh?" asked the mighty Wolf King. "Is that you, Father?"
"NO, THIS IS NURGLE."
"......" Leman said nothing.
"OF COURSE IT'S ME YOU DOLT!"
"Oh." the wolfman replied.
"WELL, LETS GET ON WITH IT, SHALL WE?"
Leman nodded.
"IT'S THAT TIME, WHAT DID YOU CALL IT AGAIN? "
"The Wolf Time?"
"YES, THAT TIME."
"Great." Leman groaned. "So it's time to go back to Fenris, reunite with my boys, and maybe Bjorn, and get ready to kick Failbaddon's armless ass?"
"YES, BUT THAT BATTLE WOULDN'T START UNTIL ABOUT TEN YEARS ."
"What!" The Wolf King exclaimed. "Then why the frak tell me now?" Furry man was unamused.
"BECAUSE, MAH BOI, YOU HAVE A GUEST ARRIVING, AND SHE NEEDS TO BE READY. "
"Oh goody." Leman grunted. Who it's going to be?"
UHH......
ME SILLY FILLY!
"Great. It's one of them isn't it?" Leman asked.
Suddenly, his face was filled with pink. A small pink pony, with massive blue eyes, was hanging on to the Wolf King's hair.
Yuparoni pepparuni! Or is it yeparroni pepperoni? Or yaparon puparon? Or-"
Leman grabbed her snout, effectively silencing the aneurysm waiting to happen.
"Quiet." he said, letting her go. "What's your name?"
Oh! that's easy! I'm Pinkie Pie! You were dragged into my world by that meanie pants Discord! Remember?"
Leman cringed, remembering that encounter with the Lord of Change, who seemed to be infatuated with him. (Gross.)
"Yes, I remember." Said the drunken warrior. "That world sucked."
At that, the party pony's mane flattened, and her fur turned dark, tears came to her eyes, and she started to whimper.
LEMAN RUSS!
The Wolf King shuddered, he had angered the Master of Mankind after all.
APOLOGIZE TO PINKIE NOW, BOY!
"But-"
DO IT!
"Fine, I'm sorry Pinkie." The words tasted like dirt to him, and he ate dirt before. (MUD-MUNCHER! *BLAM!*)
Pinkie's mane instantly inflated, and she smiled. Then pounced on the warrior.
"Nowweareafriendsandwearen'tfightingandwearenicetoeachotherandwe-" Leman placed one of his giant sausage fingers on the mare's nose.
"Okay.... That's enough." Said the man who was raised by wild canines.
"What do I do now Father?" He asked.
"INDUCT HER INTO YOUR LEGION, MY BOY."
"Really?"
REALLY.
"Great..."
With that, The Emperor Of Mankind blasted Leman Russ and Pinkie straight to Fenris.
WHEEEE!
This was going to be a long ten years.....