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// Interlude: He's such a swell guy.... 
// Story: Pinkie Pie the Space Wolf 
// by The Red Angel 
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Eye of Terror

Krazy Khornate's BattlePub and Waffle House 


The forces of Khorne were having a party. Complete with fighting, blood, beer, waffles, and Slaaneshi whores to murder in increasingly creative ways.

It was an average Friday in the place ran by the "Krazy Khornate.". The screams of psychos bound to the Dark Gods and the roar of chain axes filled the tainted air. 

Rocking out on the dance floor, surrounded by the corpses of friend and foe alike, was Kharn the Betrayer.

Also known as the swellest guy to ever sell his disturbed soul to the blood god. He was swinging his massive instrument around (by instrument I mean chain axe, sickos) cutting down random dancers and unlucky cultists too close to him.

"YEAAAAH!" The psycho yelled. He pointed his axe at the daemon working the counter.  "BARTENDER, GIVE EVERYONE FREE BEER OR I'LL FUCKING GUT YOU!" 

After pissing himself, the lesser daemon of Khorne complied. Then the Blood God made his head explode for Cowardice.

(Sounds familiar?) 

The blood-crazed berserkers cheered. Free beer was always a good thing after all.

KHARN! Spoke a voice that made lesser beings soil themselves and Tau to commit Seppuku. The voice of Khorne himself.

"WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT?!" Kharn roared in reply. (You have to speak to Khorne this way or he'll gut you for being a pansy) 

THE EMPEROR GOT A PONY.  

"SO FUCKING WHAT?" Spoke Khorne's chosen. The excessive rage is in voice caused the Slaaneshi slaves in the room to spontaneously burst into flames like a Great Unclean One near a match. 

(All that stench is quite flammable after all.) 

GO KILL IT.  

The Betrayer shrugged. While everyone ran for cover of course.

"YOU GOT IT." The betrayer walked towards the counter, and killed a berserker sitting on one of the stools. After throwing the corpse of it, he sat where it was.

"BUT FIRST," Spoke the madman after grabbing a bottle of scotch off of the shelf. "I MUST DRINK." 


Pinkie Pie better be careful.....