1. Member Since 8th Apr, 2013
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I'm a giant ball of hate, alcoholism, and shipping.

About me

If you're here you probably read one of my stories and were like "Who the hell is the sick bastard who came up with this". The simple answer to that would be me. A more complex answer...well...

I'm a 27 year old college student. I'm a writer of fiction, fan and otherwise. I do graphic design from time to time, and also video editing as well as motion graphics professionally. I'm a huge anime fan, a music fan, a mild movie buff, moderate gamer, and a Japanese to English translator.

I know, I'm living the dream.

Aside from my interests being as common place on the internet as white in the republican party, I'm actually a pretty shitty person. Big surprise.

Eventually I found my way to this site, and spent about a month as a lurker before I started working on my very own pony fan fiction for the franchise.

Quotes:

"i'd skullfuck kamikakushi" - Majin Syeekoh

"I have seen shrek and zoidberg raping celestia in equestria" - Edorado

"Kami is the lord of receiving dick" - Princess of Edits

"Kami is the liver of the human race" - Waterpear

My Over Opinionated Crap

Top 5 ponies because people are curious:

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash

Starlight Glimmer

Celestia

Octavia

Mane 67 ranking:

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash

Starlight Glimmer

Rarity

Pinkie Pie

Fluttershy

Applejack

CMC ranking:

Sweetie Belle

Scootaloo

Apple Bloom

Lowest 5 ponies because people will rage:

Big Mac

The Cakes

Apple Bloom

Every stallion

Pretty much any OC

A special spot reserved in hell:

Flash Sentry

Worst character in FiM:

Spike

Ships I can get behind:

Aircraft Carriers

Submarines

Oh...not those kinds of ships...

FiM ships I can get behind:

TwiDash

TwiLestia

Twimmer

OctaScrach

Just about any F/F or M/M ship

Ships I will sink on sight:

TwiMac

AppleDash

FlutterMac

FlutterDash

Every ship involving Spike

A special spot reserved in hell:

FlashLight

The lesbians...they call to me...

What I'm actually proud of

  • Life Among the Living Fleetfoot struggles with depression as she tries to get herself to a better place. by Kamikakushi 4,990 words · 1,032 views · 98 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Luna's Trapped in an odd bar with no means out, I must find out why I am here. by Kamikakushi 26,732 words · 857 views · 64 likes · 4 dislikes

What I'm working on/have done

May
9th
2017

Another New Story · 3:50am

It's porn. Shameless porn. Staring Rainbow and her mom, Windy Whistles. Because of course a super supportive mom would be a stand in for a mirror and let her extremely narcissistic daughter use her for masturbatory purposes.

Ego Boost

Give it a read. It's only a minor waste of your time.

Report Kamikakushi · 46 views · Story: Ego Boost ·

Favorites

  • T OH YOU CAN JUST GO EAT THE BIGGEST DICK

    Starlight Glimmer still hasn't quite gotten the hang of this whole "friendship" thing.  · PegasusMesa
    4,738 words · 6,219 views  ·  812  ·  60
  • T Instability

    Twilight tries to return to the past and warn herself of Tirek's escape  · Eakin
    1,528 words · 4,315 views  ·  465  ·  16
  • T Rarity's Quest to Save Literally Everything

    Saving the world one day at a time, over and over again.  · PegasusMesa
    27,579 words · 2,600 views  ·  316  ·  15
  • T Sharktavia -1: Sharktavia Origins

    A story about the Jaws of Justice themself, the Mysterious Sharkmare of Manehattan City. Part of the Sharktaviaverse.  · Lord Destrustor
    4,241 words · 440 views  ·  35  ·  7
  • T Sharktavia 7: Shark's Well That Ends Well

    The hunt for Baron von Hoofenstein's cursed treasure is on! Nothing short of a four-legged shark can stop Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash from finding the haunted booty, and what are the chances that they run into one of those?  · PegasusMesa
    20,229 words · 216 views  ·  23  ·  17
  • T What Goes Up

    It's just another day for Pinkie Pie, selling cakes by herself at Sugarcube Corner. Why, then, can't she bring herself to go upstairs?  · PegasusMesa
    3,799 words · 1,691 views  ·  154  ·  15
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#134 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·

I appreciate your fave with huge sincerity. I hold enormous gratitude for you, thanks.

#132 · 22w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2359788 It is my brotherly duty to tell you that you suck and I hate you. Also, you write some bitchin' stories.

#131 · 22w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2359781

I guess we do.

#130 · 22w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

I'm a giant ball of hate, alcoholism, and shipping.

So we meet at last, brother...

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