Pretends to know what they're doing

I may not be a great writer,

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

I poni. I poni all over the place.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

http://quillerypenfeather.tumblr.com http://sehtkmet.deviantart.com

okay now kiss!

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

tacos is the new muffins!

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Shut up. Just write.

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

Something-something horse narrations.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Complete AppleDash fanatic!