I am no one.

Inconsistent story writer with too many half-baked and outdated ideas.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

There is beauty in the way of things.

Ah, the mighty bio box. So we meet again. You will rue the day you dared show your blank canvas around these parts! I will--wait, what do you mean you're already exhausted? Don't you dare run out of--

A well-oiled friendship machine.

For Love and Justice.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Stay classy and read more shipping.

So slide over here and give me a moment, Your moves are so raw, I've got to let you know... I've got to let you know... ♫♫♫

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

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I really like ponies. Also Discord, a whole bunch. ;P

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Just a veteran writing love stories for fun. If you want help or just to chat, hit me up, I always love to meet new people.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

You'd be surprised at the emotions twenty-six letters can unearth

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

Just another brony with a knack for drawing and who wishes he had a knack for writing.

Long time pony fan, writer, doodler, and pastry chef.

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012