Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

[center]Bye guys[/center]

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

>tfw you realise you're a generic white girl

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

irresistible

I like writing.

"Mille Fleur... Gigantesco Mano, clutch, spank and STOMP!"

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Just a big Man who's got a passion for Dragons. Don't gimme any Wyvern talk!

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

Doing it wrong everyday.

Before the change, I read over 25 million words. Yay me, I guess.

Attending Harvard, still got time for ponies.

chicken nugget

Grease Monkey, Brony