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Monochromatic Rainbow

I hate nature. Nature has trees and shit trying to inseminate me with flying sperm. And depending on the setting, nature has tentacles...

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The Omnipresent Darkness update information... · 1:55am Dec 21st, 2013

Hey everybody who's reading this, I really have to apologize for not updating (or editing) my story. Schoolwork was hammering on my door, planting explosives by my bed, and threatening me with my own weaponry. But now, with Latin midterms over, and the only other schoolwork being "read this book" and "start outlining this" and the fact that, huzzah! Holidays! I can finally get around to working on the story, which I've been itching to do for a while now, and I'll be editing the first chapter,

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Welcome to the Land of Conspiracy Theories and Nightmares- Where apparently I cannot use BBCode in the header of this box. How will I spout conspiracy theories now?

Needs more guns.

My sage advice: Everybody is an asshole.

Age: 665 years old.
Height ≈ 17,068,800,000 Å
Weight: ...
Politics: Speak softly and pack heavy firepower.
Gender: Female, deal with it.
Orientation: Compatible interface.

Best Pony: Princess Luna
Second Best Pony: Rainbow Dash
Best Mane Six: Rainbow Dash
Worst Mane Six: Fluttershy
Worst Pony: Fluttershy
Favorite genre thing(s): Dark/Dystopian/Sci-Fi/Dark Dystopian Sci-Fi
Least Favorite Genre: Evil spirits are going to destroy the world but it all ends in a sickeningly saccharine ending because magic and rainbows.

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Ultron has decided to follow you.....consider yourself....lucky.

Hey bud, thanks for the faveing "The Iron Ghost."

I like you. Dunno why, but you earned a follower.

I'm not going to thank you for the favourite, but I would like to know why it was given. That's story has had a bit of criticism and has, otherwise, been ignored. I'm curious.

Thanks for the good review

So, that's your job. Eh, Corn Girl?:rainbowlaugh:

Well then, your smarter than I predicted Country girl.

How's the corn picking, corn girl?

1388579 The proper response to zombi bath salts is either a 12 gauge, 5.56mm or .500 S&W

Look it up. Or tell the name of the game you where playing,:rainbowdetermined2:

You want to kill me?:raritycry:That's mean!

Our worse than JD on Bath salt. Not a pretty thing to see.

1388562 As in "I could buy a couple nice rifles or the cost of one of them."

Seriously, $1000 hats

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