Welcome to the Land of Conspiracy Theories and Nightmares- Where apparently I cannot use BBCode in the header of this box. How will I spout conspiracy theories now?
Needs more guns.
My sage advice: Everybody is an asshole.
Age: 665 years old.
Height ≈ 17,068,800,000 Å
Weight: 
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Politics: Speak softly and pack heavy firepower.
Gender: Female, deal with it.
Orientation: Compatible interface.
Best Pony: Princess Luna
Second Best Pony: Rainbow Dash
Best Mane Six: Rainbow Dash
Worst Mane Six: Fluttershy
Worst Pony: Fluttershy
Favorite genre thing(s): Dark/Dystopian/Sci-Fi/Dark Dystopian Sci-Fi
Least Favorite Genre: Evil spirits are going to destroy the world but it all ends in a sickeningly saccharine ending because magic and rainbows.
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So, how have you been?
Ultron has decided to follow you.....consider yourself....lucky.
Hey bud, thanks for the faveing "The Iron Ghost."
1548614 Well alright then, thanks!
I like you. Dunno why, but you earned a follower.
I'm not going to thank you for the favourite, but I would like to know why it was given. That's story has had a bit of criticism and has, otherwise, been ignored. I'm curious.
Thanks for the good review
1388705 My job?
Please
My job
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So, that's your job. Eh, Corn Girl?
1388584 But I hate corn...
Well then, your smarter than I predicted Country girl.
How's the corn picking, corn girl?
1388579 The proper response to
zombibath salts is either a 12 gauge, 5.56mm or .500 S&WLook it up. Or tell the name of the game you where playing,
1388576 Bath salts
You want to kill me?
That's mean!
1388567 Bath salts...?
Nope
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Our worse than JD on Bath salt. Not a pretty thing to see.
1388562 As in "I could buy a couple nice rifles or the cost of one of them."
Seriously, $1000 hats