"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Are you a Rebel?

Attention all clop RPers. Me and a friend are looking for a third person to RP with! If you want to message me and I'll work something out with you. If you want a smaple of our RPs message me.

Original Works. It was a good run.

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

The Tomorrow King.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I'm a sexy general who enjoys generally generaling.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

It's hip to be square

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I write like once a year.

I think that fox boy girls are the best. That is all. See you in a few months. Oh right add me on Battlenet Willow#1213 if you wanna play Hearthstone or Heroes sometime kthxbai :3

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Tired always.

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

"You think you know me..."

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Now officially ded and Lurking indefiniTely

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Being sad can be fun.

I'm not Welsh.

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

A fellow traveler...

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.