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Pastor Pulp


I'm a sexy general who enjoys generally generaling.

Apr
2nd
2014

I didn't even prank anybody you filthy niglets. · 1:18am Apr 2nd, 2014

Whatchya got, huh?

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Apr
1st
2014

I got muh friends sick. · 2:21am Apr 1st, 2014

I've had a cold for a few days, but I thought it was just allergies, so I schooled hard anyway.

Now my diabetic friend and jock faggot friend are sick.

Oh well, I threw up this morning at like, 4am, so now I feel a lot better.

I hate all of you

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Mar
30th
2014

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Mar
30th
2014

Blame the evil one · 8:30am Mar 30th, 2014

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Mar
27th
2014

My school filter · 3:08pm Mar 27th, 2014

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haha wat

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Mar
27th
2014

The Fig Fag Bruddas · 4:30am Mar 27th, 2014

Well, looky what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town
Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of semen to be found
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair

That the key that they need to solve this sad semen shortage you and I will share

Well you've got lots of sodomy
In this very community

He's Fig

He's Fag

We're the world famous Fig Fag brothers.
Traveling prostitutes nonpareil

Prosti- what?

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Mar
24th
2014

My Shreknum Onius · 3:02am Mar 24th, 2014

New shrek fic

cant link cuzporn

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Mar
21st
2014

My Magnum Opus · 6:58am Mar 21st, 2014

Mar
21st
2014

If Schools are Going to Promote Abstinence They Better Hand out Condoms of Differing Sizes · 3:39am Mar 21st, 2014

We went on a college tour today, and one of the booths was promoting abstinence. You just sign a paper and get a goodie bag.


There were pink sunglasses.

I wanted them.

It also came with two condoms.

I tried one.

Length was perfect for my peepee.

TOO FUCKING TIGHT THO!!!!!!

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Mar
16th
2014

I quit. · 7:48pm Mar 16th, 2014

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