Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Hysterical. Glacial.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

I seem to argue with myself a lot.

Heya. I'm a Minecraft, Skyrim, Pok�©mon and Pony lover. I don't write stories, I criticize them. If you ever need someone to judge your story, I'm your man.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Everyone's Favorite Author* | 2019 Hugo Award Winner** | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances

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Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

Sometimes I draw things. http://theanswerisduh.deviantart.com/

I'm a 22 year old musician from Jackson, Ohio. I like to read, write, and play video games in my spare time. I'm happily taken. Short and sweet.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

Author of The Conversion Bureau: Last Man Standing. Hoping to write more when time presents itself.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

Call me Gryph for short, if you like. In-case the avatar, the name, and the themes of my stories didn't make it apparent; big Gryphon fan here.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

I like ponies.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Shut up. Just write.