Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Pithy Statement

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I like writing, playing video games, sword fighting and ancient mythology. Oh, and let's not forget, I like MLP too ~_^

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Farewell.

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Bringing some class to perversion, but not too much.

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

I write horse words.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

I write romance. Sometimes it's bearable!

Hello there! I'm your everyday guy who enjoys writing lewd stories about gay horses (and the occasional mare). So feel free to stick around if that's your thing, I hope to please you all

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I write TF stuff. Commissions are open, $20 for 1000 words.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.