Rus | Man is the warmest place to hide.

It's probably all gonna be NSFW.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

These words were not written for you, but if they speak to you, they're yours to bear. (Patreon/Ko-Fi)

"Look upon the fields in which I grow my Fucks...and you will see that they are Barren..."

Basically just Cave Johnson as a brony

I want to make clean, concise and elegant eroticism... about horses.

who me

Military pegasus that enjoys ponies and human x royalty. You have been warned!

Chivalry ain't dead, but I might be. Good stories? Shit stories? Who knows, hope they entertain you at the least.

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

It's Complicated

God, I'm so sorry.

hehehehe

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

We don’t call it a comeback.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Big fan of fantasy and lesbians. If you want magic, lesbians, or ponies, you've come to the right place. Follow me itch.io if you want to see my visual novels. https://thecrimsondm-vanillia.itch.io/

In the process of banging my head against the walls.

I write stories about ponies and Equestria Girls for /mlp/!

Does this look infected to you?

Editor of several Trixie writers while doing his own stories when possible. Fun Times. Tips are appreciated, but no pressure.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.