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Mr Absorption

To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

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  • Tuesday
    Dream Journal of September 19th

    I was playing some kind of horrifying Doom-esque first person game, but with no guns or shooting. I was just a guy opening and closing doors in a vast industrial facility, not unlike SCP. The only enemy was a walking skeleton that didn't even look scary, but had many eldritch powers to make its horror more lovecraftian. It could kill me in one touch, but looking at it also killed me by making me go insane. As our game of cat and mouse continued, it played more mind games on me, causing

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  • 1 week
    September 14th's Dream Journal

    Guess who I had a sex dream about last night. That's a good guess! But, it was actually Spidergwen. We were in a field, didn't even have a picnic quilt to fuck on.

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  • 1 week
    Dream Journal for September 13th

    Just awoke from a strange dream where I was wandering around a fairgrounds, scooped up an adorable, skinny asian woman from the line to the teacup ride, and then threw her over my shoulder, abducting her to, you know, rape her. Her friends got there too late to stop me, and found my display so enthralling that they joined in, and I got a whole harem! I think this is the plot to an Aomizuan hentai?

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  • 17 weeks
    Horror Poem about eyes and teeth

    For context, I wrote this for a Fallout tabbletop game a couple years ago.

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  • 18 weeks
    Dream Journal for May the 15th, 2023

    I met my OC in a dream, who is an idealized version of me, cuter and with a hyper cock. It is so surreal to step outside and meet oneself; this persona I slip into for RP, what does he do after I slip out?

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  • 19 weeks
    Dream Journal for May the Eighth

    I had a disgusting nightmare about John Carpenter's 'The Thing' but in a college dorm, instead of an antartic research base. RDJ was there. There was a lot of nudity, like a slasher movie, but it was decidedly unsexy. They were doing the blood sample scene, but without any lab, they just put a naked person in a bathtub and dripped hot wax on them. A dude with greasy hair and a hastily wrapped stump of a leg kept vomiting from the pain, then eating his vomit off himself while weeping about how

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  • 19 weeks
    Dream Journal for May the Seventh

    I had a dream that the content creator Slapable Jerk just went off the rails, and starting making vids with full frontal male nudity.

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  • 22 weeks
    Dream Journal 4.19.2023

    I went to an aquarium, and this family was wondering what a pleco is called, so I yelled at them "Its a pleco!"

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  • 33 weeks
    Dream Journal for Febuary Third, 2023

    I had a dream about the artist who I've comissioned four times this year redisgnjng his OCs, which I think is really happening, but it was weird and wrong. Pepper's hair was black.

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  • 35 weeks
    Weird Dream I used to have

    Back when I was kid I had a lot of dreams about a situation where I would have to drive a car. There's a specific road I would always wind up at, lined with restaurants that don't exist and a Long John Silver's.

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