The economy is in shambles.

You want me to write you some smut? DM me your idea here.

-Pricing: $10 flat rate plus $0.01 (1 cent USD) per word up to 10,000 words, and $0.01.5 (1.5 cent USD) per word after that. Minimum 1,000 words. I reserve the right to limit the maximum wordcount on a case by case basis.

-So for example: $20 for 1K words, $110 for 10K words. $260 for 20K.

Additional Fees: +50%
-Ghost Writing- I won't upload your fic here, or anywhere else, and you are free to upload it on your own account or site, hoard it forever, and/or steal the writing credit.
-Revolting Content- For kinks like hyper scat, diapers, or farts. This is cumulative, so a fic with all 3, scat, diapers, and farts, would be 2.5X price. Doesn't include gore and watersports, those are free!

Content I will write: ponies, ferals, anthros, humans, any characters in any pairing, hyper, cumflation, mega macro, dubcon, noncon, rape, incest, ageplay, guro, snuff, vore, OCxCanon, harems, omnipotence, reality warping, soul vore, hyper watersports, sequels to my previous works, and many more! If you're unsure, just ask!

I will not write: SFW. Hyper fat blobs and blueberry inflation. I reserve the right to add to this list.

Feel free to ask me about other fandoms I am familiar with, besides ponies.

Payment will be over paypal, after we have decided on an outline and goal wordcount, but before I start writing anything. If I fail to meet the goal I will refund you the difference. But if I go over the goal, you get the bonus words for free!