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Mr Absorption


To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

Dec
12th
2023

December 12th 2023 Dream Journal · 3:31pm Dec 12th, 2023

Finally had a sex dream about my sexiest coworker, but alas one of the bus boys busted in on us, cut it short.

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Sep
19th
2023

Dream Journal of September 19th · 1:17pm Sep 19th, 2023

I was playing some kind of horrifying Doom-esque first person game, but with no guns or shooting. I was just a guy opening and closing doors in a vast industrial facility, not unlike SCP. The only enemy was a walking skeleton that didn't even look scary, but had many eldritch powers to make its horror more lovecraftian. It could kill me in one touch, but looking at it also killed me by making me go insane. As our game of cat and mouse continued, it played more mind games on me, causing

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Sep
14th
2023

September 14th's Dream Journal · 7:38pm Sep 14th, 2023

Guess who I had a sex dream about last night. That's a good guess! But, it was actually Spidergwen. We were in a field, didn't even have a picnic quilt to fuck on.

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Sep
13th
2023

Dream Journal for September 13th · 4:30pm Sep 13th, 2023

Just awoke from a strange dream where I was wandering around a fairgrounds, scooped up an adorable, skinny asian woman from the line to the teacup ride, and then threw her over my shoulder, abducting her to, you know, rape her. Her friends got there too late to stop me, and found my display so enthralling that they joined in, and I got a whole harem! I think this is the plot to an Aomizuan hentai?

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May
22nd
2023

Horror Poem about eyes and teeth · 8:17pm May 22nd, 2023

For context, I wrote this for a Fallout tabbletop game a couple years ago.

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May
15th
2023

Dream Journal for May the 15th, 2023 · 6:48pm May 15th, 2023

I met my OC in a dream, who is an idealized version of me, cuter and with a hyper cock. It is so surreal to step outside and meet oneself; this persona I slip into for RP, what does he do after I slip out?

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May
11th
2023

Dream Journal for May the Eighth · 4:51pm May 11th, 2023

I had a disgusting nightmare about John Carpenter's 'The Thing' but in a college dorm, instead of an antartic research base. RDJ was there. There was a lot of nudity, like a slasher movie, but it was decidedly unsexy. They were doing the blood sample scene, but without any lab, they just put a naked person in a bathtub and dripped hot wax on them. A dude with greasy hair and a hastily wrapped stump of a leg kept vomiting from the pain, then eating his vomit off himself while weeping about how

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May
7th
2023

Dream Journal for May the Seventh · 4:31pm May 7th, 2023

I had a dream that the content creator Slapable Jerk just went off the rails, and starting making vids with full frontal male nudity.

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Apr
19th
2023

Dream Journal 4.19.2023 · 6:59pm Apr 19th, 2023

I went to an aquarium, and this family was wondering what a pleco is called, so I yelled at them "Its a pleco!"

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Feb
3rd
2023

Dream Journal for Febuary Third, 2023 · 3:53pm Feb 3rd, 2023

I had a dream about the artist who I've comissioned four times this year redisgnjng his OCs, which I think is really happening, but it was weird and wrong. Pepper's hair was black.

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