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-So for example: $20 for 1K words, $110 for 10K words. $260 for 20K.

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I dreamt I was a raving madman, running through the streets, yelling at people akin to Rick Moranis possessed in Ghostbusters.

"All slaves will go free!" And so on.

Had myself a nightmare about my hands falling apart like rotten wood.

I dreamt I met Dracula, of Dracula Flow fame.

I dreamt that I could shoot people with finger guns and vaporize them. There wasn't some kind of beam shooting from my fingers, it was more like Power Word: Explode. Except with somatic components in the form of the finger guns. I used it in public, in downtown, and often, obliterating all those who got in my way.

I was in college, rooming with some incredibly adorably goth girl, and in time had sex with her. After that, the third act of the dream mutated into a strange action scene about fighting a catholic cult running the school. The girl turned into a werewolf and fought alongside me. Very strange turn of events, indeed.

Finally had a sex dream about my sexiest coworker, but alas one of the bus boys busted in on us, cut it short.

I was playing some kind of horrifying Doom-esque first person game, but with no guns or shooting. I was just a guy opening and closing doors in a vast industrial facility, not unlike SCP. The only enemy was a walking skeleton that didn't even look scary, but had many eldritch powers to make its horror more lovecraftian. It could kill me in one touch, but looking at it also killed me by making me go insane. As our game of cat and mouse continued, it played more mind games on me, causing

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Guess who I had a sex dream about last night. That's a good guess! But, it was actually Spidergwen. We were in a field, didn't even have a picnic quilt to fuck on.

Just awoke from a strange dream where I was wandering around a fairgrounds, scooped up an adorable, skinny asian woman from the line to the teacup ride, and then threw her over my shoulder, abducting her to, you know, rape her. Her friends got there too late to stop me, and found my display so enthralling that they joined in, and I got a whole harem! I think this is the plot to an Aomizuan hentai?