• Member Since 8th Dec, 2013
  • offline last seen Nov 1st, 2024

Mr Absorption

To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

Mr Absorption Joined 8th Dec, 2013 · Offline

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  • 31 weeks
    Commissions Now Open

    The economy is in shambles.

    You want me to write you some smut? DM me your idea here.

    -Pricing: $10 flat rate plus $0.01 (1 cent USD) per word up to 10,000 words, and $0.01.5 (1.5 cent USD) per word after that. Minimum 1,000 words. I reserve the right to limit the maximum wordcount on a case by case basis.

    -So for example: $20 for 1K words, $110 for 10K words. $260 for 20K.

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  • 38 weeks
    Dream Journal for April 22nd 2024

    I dreamt I was a raving madman, running through the streets, yelling at people akin to Rick Moranis possessed in Ghostbusters.

    "All slaves will go free!" And so on.

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  • 38 weeks
    Dream Journal for April the 21st 2024

    Had myself a nightmare about my hands falling apart like rotten wood.

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  • 38 weeks
    Dream Journal for April 18th. 2024

    I dreamt I met Dracula, of Dracula Flow fame.

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  • 39 weeks
    Dream Journal for April 15th, 2024

    I dreamt that I could shoot people with finger guns and vaporize them. There wasn't some kind of beam shooting from my fingers, it was more like Power Word: Explode. Except with somatic components in the form of the finger guns. I used it in public, in downtown, and often, obliterating all those who got in my way.

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Dream Journal for March 31st, 2024 · 4:12pm Mar 31st, 2024

I was in college, rooming with some incredibly adorably goth girl, and in time had sex with her. After that, the third act of the dream mutated into a strange action scene about fighting a catholic cult running the school. The girl turned into a werewolf and fought alongside me. Very strange turn of events, indeed.

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